tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8696956501899082579.post7846671939981574551..comments2023-11-05T03:55:56.886-05:00Comments on Bitchy Big Brother Blog: Big Bitchy Contest - 3 Days LeftUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8696956501899082579.post-22084720115740087612009-09-07T13:32:58.701-04:002009-09-07T13:32:58.701-04:001. Gatorade, merlot and Muscle Milk
2 cookie doug...1. Gatorade, merlot and Muscle Milk <br />2 cookie dough and oven dried squid jerky (Jessie’s own recipe)<br />3. A ‘Michael’ Real Doll dressed in nothing but boxer briefs (there is something familiar about him…)<br />4. her captain unitard goggles<br />5. JC is my personal trainer (Or WWJD What would Jessie Do)<br />6. twist ties<br />7. Dreadlocks<br />8. Giving raspberries to<br />9 Armpit<br />10. Do my boob’s look funny? They feel kinda weird.<br />11. Jordan shut up.<br />12. poly/acrylic/spandex blend<br />13. a bottle of wine<br />14. face chewing ecstasy<br />15. the new collaboration between Lil’wayne and Clay Aiken<br />16. bananas <br />17. glistening mane<br />18. head shots<br />19 light saber<br />20 zippered hoody<br />21. all the colors of the neon rainbow<br />22 fabuliciousness!<br />23. gay leprechauns <br />24 bowel liquefying <br />25 everyone in there is a racist misogynist besides meKevinFTWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8696956501899082579.post-16474805374070312142009-09-06T17:34:36.290-04:002009-09-06T17:34:36.290-04:00THE REUNION PARTY
It was Friday night at the new ...THE REUNION PARTY<br /><br />It was Friday night at the new hot club in downtown L.A. It was the night of the Big Brother 11 cast reunion party! There were bottles of HOLY WATER and trays of CROW ready to be enjoyed by all. The host for the evening was none other than Allison Grodner herself. She carried around a CLAIROL HOME PERMANENT KIT with her all night and looked very dignified.<br /><br />Lydia and Jessie arrived hand in hand and Lydia delighted in showing everyone her new tattoo of THE LYRICS TO “FUNKY TOWN”. Jessie wore pink muscle pants and a t-shirt that said “WON’T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN”. They kept their distance from Natalie because she was with her boyfriend who spent the evening shooting evil TWISTY TIES in Jessie’s direction. He also had a hand on the Ragamuffin’s TOOTH PLAQUE and she found it very difficult to move freely.<br /><br />Jeff and Jordan, the couple everyone hotly anticipated, arrived late because Jordan was busy KISSING Jeff’s ASS. They smiled sweetly for the cameras and when asked what their favorite part of being in Big Brother was, Jordan said, EXPLAINING FEMALE ANATOMY and Jeff replied WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?<br /><br /><br />Michele was decked out in a SHORT HALTER dress and kept whispering for her husband to shove a BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER up her ass. He was a little taken aback at her public request but obliged her and Michele felt DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS.<br /><br />Russell and Casey, new besties, spent all of their time in the DJ booth playing THE TITANIC SOUND TRACK and comparing their PARANOIA.<br /><br />On the dance floor was where Laura and Braden shined. She swayed her AMPLENESS and he shook his FINGER. Ronnie tried to dance and join in the fun but his INCESSANT TALKING kept getting in the way.<br /><br />The winner, Kevin, made a grand entrance decked out in his best BUTCH BOY VEST. It was MUSTARD and smattered with PLAID. His boyfriend gazed upon him adoringly and thought about all the THERAPY he could now buy with the prize money.<br /><br />The merriment lasted for hours and everyone had a blast. The night was a success! Off in the distance, if you listened closely, you could hear the VAGUELY FAMILIAR voice of an expelled Houseguest shouting, I’M TWITTERING ALL OF THIS SHIT, you motherfuckers!<br /><br />The Endmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962463808293531139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8696956501899082579.post-70709439568845350722009-09-05T19:01:57.640-04:002009-09-05T19:01:57.640-04:001. Tequila
2. TOOOOONA!!!
3. Burger King Crown
4. ...1. Tequila<br />2. TOOOOONA!!!<br />3. Burger King Crown<br />4. Jessie's Balls<br />5. "Dae Yum! Dae Yum!"<br />6. Spit Balls<br />7. Latina Booty<br />8. Scratching<br />9. Teeny Tiny EGO<br />10. Playing with my BOOBS on National TV!!<br />11. I GOT GOT!<br />12. Strapless red<br />13. Fist<br />14. elated<br />15. QUEEN<br />16. Big Brother Goof-Ups<br />17. Mrs. ED Teeth<br />18. Ugly butt<br />19. Pinnochio Nose<br />20. Feather BOA<br />21. Green and Yellow<br />22. Fairie Dust<br />23. New Boyfs<br />24. Shrill Racist<br />25. "You took away my HOH and my day to shine, you mofos!!!"Jaye Birdnoreply@blogger.com