Sunday, September 26, 2010

Dear Windowlicker,

Someone just tried to post the following comment on my blog regarding the Nutjob clan:

Okay first of all why does Kristen spend so much time with a known Lesbian who has admitted she wanted to seduce Kristen? Does Kristen enjoy this lesbian attention? Kristen also threatened Britney who is a lovely young woman from a good Christian family. Kristen is so Jealous of Britney it is pathetic. Kristen is also good buddy's with Ragan Fox. I have heard about his blog and he is an uncouth, disgusting homosexual. No mother wants her son hanging out with a woman like Kristen and her questionable morals. I agree with Hayden's family Kristen comes from the streets. Hayden comes from a loving christian family. They both need to go there separate ways.

To the asshat who wrote this filth,

Today is your lucky day because I'm going to do you a huge favor. Get excited now, because I think this is a pretty big deal that not a lot of people in your IQ bracket get to experience. Now, I'm just going to go ahead and assume you have a fireplace. Actually, it's probably a pit in your backyard with festering pig remains in it, right? Nevertheless, it'll do for this little project.

Ok douchenozzle, go to your local Piggly Wiggly or WalMart or whatever outlet supplies really sharp and pointy cooking implements. Something like those things you cook shish kabobs on will work perfectly. Go ahead and get a whole mess of 'em. I'll reimburse you. It'll be fine.

When you get back to your sweaty little hole in the wall, go ahead and put your Klan robes away because I don't want them catching fire by accident. When they're safely nestled in your closet (the one with the Confederate flag hanging on top of it), take your pretty new razor sharp metal thingies, some matches, and go out back to the smelly fire pit you used to cook that baby deer you shot last weekend. Get a fire going - a nice good size one. You might want to read the instructions on the box of matches in case you forgot how to light one. I know how quickly that common sense stuff just eeks out of your head.

When you've got some nice pretty orange flames shooting up to the sky, go ahead and stick your shish kabob holders in there. The last thing I want is for you to get some unfortunate infection. An infection coupled with the Rabies that has clearly made you mentally "off" can only end badly. Trust me on this one.

Once everything is all sterilized I want you to take your sizzling hot pokers and one by one jam them into the following places: one in each eye ball, one in your spleen area (that's the lower left part of your chest windowlicker), one in your navel (if you can find it), and one really far up your asshole. Don't be shy at all. Just jab them in there real good. It only hurts for a second. I swear.

At this point you probably have one or two pokers left. These are the special ones. *claps hands* It's so exciting, right? Take one and say an 'Our Father' to it. As a religious peson, you're gonna need Jesus right about now. Tell Him how sorry and wrong you were for daring to utter homophobic filth on my blog. Apologize for polluting the Earth with your ignorance and stupidity and promise Him you'll do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

You should be crying at this stage in the game and since your eyes are most likely stinging from the salt and the blood, let's go ahead and put you out of your misery. Take that hot poker you've been praying to, open your mouth really wide, and jam it as hard as you can in the back of your throat. As you're probably a tenacious little monkey resembling a hard to kill mold or fungus, chances are you're still alive and kicking. Stand yourself right next to your fire pit, stab that last poker forcefully into your temple, and, if you'd be so kind, fall straight into the pit.

I'll go ahead and sprinkle your ashes at the place they empty those Port-A-Potty's. I want you to be comfortable amongst your kinfolk and I think a hot festering cesspool of shit is exactly where you belong.

Love and other indoor sports,
Colette Lala


  1. Holy shit. (No pun intended.)

    I always depresses me that there are people this ignorant in the world.

    I think you made a good choice about what to do with this comment.


  2. I love how people who leave such hateful comments, like the ones highlighted in this blog post, hide behind the guise of Christianity even though they're supposed to be nonjudgmental and loving to everyone.
    I would love to live inside of your head for just a day, maybe even a few hours, how do you think of this shit, haha?!

  3. I knew when I read Dear Windowlicker this wouldn't turn out good for someone. I just can't believe that someone with obviously so much ignorance choose to spread their hate like this. It makes me sick that I now know there are people out there like this and that they hide behind being a Christian. If being like this makes you a good Christian then I don't want to be one anymore. You know if Heaven is full of people like this who call themselves Christians then I would rather go to hell. Just sayin!

    Thanks Colette for your enlightening blog post. I now know how NOT to live my life now. ;)

  4. I was going to suggest that they print out their comment, wrap it around a brick and shove it up their ass sideways, but yours is better!

  5. This kind of shit is a huge reason that I'm atheist.

    christians aren't kind, they aren't loving, they aren't forgiving...they are narrow minded idiots, who don't have a logical or kind bone in their body.

    Remember folks, this is a religion that got its start by torturing and murdering those who didn't "believe".

    Windowlicker is too kind a nickname...and this response was completely appropriate.

  6. Kudos, Lala. It saddens my charcoal, dead, heart to know that these type of hateful homophobes walk amongst us. Even though I am a straight, married woman, I am going to go watch some gay porn now and touch myself. Three cheers for gay people! xox

  7. Wow! Words fail me to describe this wacko who sent you this. I am a person who believes in trying to live my life as best as I can and yes, I believe in God and faith, etc. However, I do not agree with judging other people for their sexual preferences, race, etc. I'm not saying I'm perfect because none of us are, but people like these are the definition of "hyprocite". Love your response Coletta and keep up the good work.

  8. Is that Mama Moss posting?

  9. Bigots and ignorance go hand and hand. It's sad that some people are proud of it.

  10. People are so hateful. It is sad that people are so ignorant. Loved the blog!!

  11. I saw your tweet and responded that I hoped you didn't "accept" this post. To me an acceptance on that blog without comment would have been a validation, which is what these people most want in their sad, pathetic lives.

    By responding with this separate blog, you made your "non-acceptance" clear. Way to go. Great way to handle it with a different platform.

    You should put a response to Windowlicker over on the "Momma Nutjob Takes Down Vegas!" blog with a link here. Although honestly, I don't think anything gets through to people so blind, but that shouldn't stop us from trying.

    From a new fan, thanks.

  12. And I thought I loved you before ... you are the Queen B!!!!

  13. Yeah, ok, fine, I'm off the fence at last. You rule. Period.

  14. First of all, I'd like to point out that not all Christians are like this. That's like saying all Muslims are terrorists when it's just a very small minority. I'm guessing this person is a Glenn Beck watching, Sarah Palin loving right wing nutjob and those people give Christians a bad name. How anyone can be that homophobic this day in age is totally beyond me. Get with the times and grow the fuck up.

  15. You're my hero! You're the soldier at the gate and you wield your words as skillfully as any sword.

  16. I'm scared of Colette now. LOL

  17. I love God and I love gays, and yes you can do both. My gays are fabulous, colorful, sensitive I'm sure yours are too. It took a lot of time to make them so fierce...proving beyond any shadow of a doubt, that God loves them too.
    The person writing with such venom is no fact, they are barely human. I do not think the come from the South either, where there are some wonderful folks. But I do think this idiot has a grudge to address, and that stinks...oh wait...I think the smell is coming from Arizona.

  18. Wow, Just Wow! I think you went a little easy on this one. Whomever this backwards ass dumb fuck is got off lucky for those ignorant comments. Kudos for putting whomever the hell they are in their place. Sadly people like this will never "get it". I've always found arguing with the ignorant is the most futile of tasks to undertake, much like banging one's head against a brick wall. So even if you weren't able to make this cross burning redneck see the error of their ways, you at least entertain us all letting them have it.

  19. Well, lets see. They tried getting the fans to hate Kristen by bashing & trashing, they tried by trying to bring in the ex-bf & how "classy" the ex-gf are, they insist they are more christian, they chest bumped friends. Now they move on the gay subject. Whats next?

    I do believe several have told these group of morons they will not win. They need to give it up.

    PS. I thought Annie was bi? If so, they dont have their facts straight about one damn thing.

  20. I hope Clan Moss continues to post this type of garbage - the more they post, the bigger the Kristen Fanbase gets while Hayden's gets smaller. I say in about a week, he'll have a handful of religious nutjobs left and absolutely zero entertainment job prospects.

  21. Colette, thank you for handling the situation in this manner. It is quite obvious this person wants attention. I hope they are enjoying the backlash. They seem to be missing the point of the original blog, but that's okay. Karma is a bitch, as the saying goes. Windowlicker came spewing hatred in the wrong place.

  22. Number one, the "lesbian" has a name and it's Annie and on top of that she is also a human being.

    Two, Kristen is a compassionate, loyal, wonderful person who is far beyond the intelligence of this simple minded person.

    Three, just because you believe you "live a good Christian life" doesn't mean you actually do. If there is a God, I bet he's even more shocked and pissed than me right now.

  23. I said I was not going to lower myself, but I can't help it.

    note to some people;
    Do you ever wonder why you feel the need to tell everyone you are good Christian? Most good Christians don't have to go around saying it over and over, they know it shows by their words and deeds.
    Could it be on some level even you know your words and deeds say something else?
    just a thought.

  24. I know these ignorant, self righteous, hatred filled people exist. I've seen it before, and will see it again. Why, then, do I feel like I have been punched in the gut after reading their horrid comments? Your verbal annihilation of this poor excuse for a human being brought me comfort. Thank you.

  25. These two last poss are amazig. More ineresting & entertaining that the entireity of BB12. And the nutjob clan members that keep coming over to post on the next thread, its the gift that just keeps giving. You got haters, you got Krayden fans, you got Kristen fans, you got peopel that ADMIT they cant figure out just how to enter their name in the "name" option below, and you got crazy people working really hard to convince you that *they* are part of the story too. Its all just so good, its like a car-wreck that I cant stop visiting, just to read the new comments.

  26. I tell ya, I dont know if all the anti posts are Moss Clan related or just someone who wants to rile people up. However, if they are the Moss Clan then they certainly barked up the wrong tree, were BB fans are concerned. If it is just one of those, I hate all things BB but still watch & follow it on the internet people, they sure do know how to spread the hate & rile, not only the fans up but the HGs as well.

    I would love to ask MomsterMoss what exactly is their point in the hate? Might sound like a dumb question but I would love to see her try & dig her way out of that shithole.

  27. You hypocrites! you honor God with your lips, but your hearts are far from him. You are like whitewashed tombs, which look all nice on the outside but inside are full of dead mens bones! You are snakes and vipers! You are the blind leading the blind!

    I love that Jesus used harsh rebukes for the religious folk of his day. His kind and gentle words were for the "sinners". And we have modern day Pharisees among us who are a den of hypocrisy and it's so obvious to all except themselves.
    And the worst thing is, they act as if their hate and biogtry is a freaking virtue - a family value! As if it's sanctioned by God himself. They seem to equate hate and bigotry with holiness.

    To Windowsklicker- "Christian" families have not cornered the market on morality. Morality is not measured by what church you attend and what dogma you follow, but how you treat other people. You could take some lessons from Kristen on how to love your neighbor as yourself.

  28. I vote anonymous 11:49 as my favorite comment. You had me at "dead mens bones". I also really liked the part about the "modern day Pharisees".

    It's people like the one who left the comment to which this blog is addressed that give Christians a bad name, and make people like Steph believe that all Christians are "narrow minded idiots, who don't have a logical or kind bone in their body". Surely you know that's not true of all Christians, Steph. It's just that the good ones, the ones who ARE tolerant and forgiving, and DO understand what it means to be a follower of Christ, are not the ones making all the noise and posting things like this. They have no problem with Annie or Ragan, and therefore, don't really have much to say on the subject.

    I don't go to church regularly (in fact I'm having a hard time remembering the last time I went) but I was raised in it, and I do still consider myself a Christian. But I've had the same problem a lot of people have listed here. I don't understand a church that does not welcome everybody. Some so-called Christians seem to feel that if you don't live your life the way they think you should, you aren't welcome. You're right, that has absolutely nothing to do with what Christ taught.

    But to lump all Christians together into one big hood-wearing hate-filled group is just wrong. My sister is gay. She is a Christian. My mom is HUGE into her church, probably attends some kind of church function at least 3-4 times a week--and she loves and accepts my sister (and her partner), and so do the people in their church.

    And for the record, we all live in the wanted to make that clear. Stereotypes of ALL kinds are just wrong.

  29. I love all people including homosexuals. I view homosexuals the same way I view any other lost soul, with compassion and love, because they are loved by the Lord. They are no more filthy and dirty then I was before I was cleansed of my sins by the Lord.
    We are all born sinners and we all sin, but that does not mean we have no responsibility for those sins, it means we must come to God and confess that we understand we are sinners and that we need a Savior and that God sent His only Son to be that Savior. Until we are willing to admit our condition there can be no forgiveness.
    I don't believe one should soft pedal the idea that homosexuality is sin, because unless we call it what it is, they will never understand that they need forgiveness or they will meet a fate far worse than the one this LaLa person wishes on "windowlicker"

  30. I guess Hayden has to hide any chick he wants/has/or will screw from his moms. I feel sorry for mouth breather, the only female he can bring home is Madame Palm.

  31. I hope one of Hayden's or his sister's kids ends up being gay.

  32. Ideological militance, of whatever kind, inherently disdains liberty and free will.
    Octavio Paz
    In other words, don't be an extremist, you lose the focus of the message. It goes for Christianity or really any particular "cause".
    Moderation and an intellectual thought process is the way. I would suspect the original poster won't understand.
    PS - Oh please Nadene, just stop.

  33. I realize my views are not popular in todays world but even though the world has changed the lord's word has not.
    God Bless all of you. I will include all of you in my prayers.

  34. I am a Christian. Furthermore, I also know first hand what it means to say 'I'll include you in my prayers'. It's just a polite way of saying 'You suck and I rock'. Don't get it twisted.....I have no need for prayers to convince me that homosexuals are any less than deserving of the same love from the Lord as I am. It is not a sin to be who you are. Period!

  35. LOL Anon@6:11. Pretty insightful. I am not a Christian so the prayers bounce off me.