I'm really sorry guys, but no blog today.
And *puts on bullet proof vest* I don't think there will be one tomorrow either. *runs and hides*
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person. Actually, I'm spending the day tomorrow with the Wee Boompie (my niece) and I haven't seen her in forever. She's only 3, but she's far more ruthless than I'll ever be and will most definitely kick me in the vaj if I back out. She told me she wanted a pony so I went and got her one... a My Little Pony. What the hell happened to My Little Pony by the way? Why does it look like an alien on a acid trip? I see no pony anywhere in that pink plastic face. Oh, and why does Mattel keep mutilating Barbie's face? The toy industry is about to get a very angry letter from one Ms. Colette Lala I'll have you know. Anyhow, the good news is I'll return with a wealth of new inspiration and stories that can only be had at a some random water park with a headstrong 3 year old running the show.
If, for some reason, the water park plans get canceled, I will send out the appropriate updates. Don't start doing rain dances or anything. I know how you bitches think.
I will, however, be updating my tweets with BB12 info and checking my emails nonstop so feel free to talk amongst yourselves here in the comments. And, enough with the guilt trips on Facebook! You bitches are evil.
On the BB12 front...
The HG's got their new tiny dining room table and Bitch Boy nominated Ragan and Lane. He says his target is Ragan, but some wonder if perhaps it's a big backdoor plot to get rid of Matt or Britney. Ragan cried over the nomination and Hayden & Enzo talked trash like they actually do shit in this game. The Have-Not's got eggplant and escargot and Bitch Boy continued to be the Douche Queen.
So, did these nominations shock you at all? Is Ragan really Bitch Boy's target? Is there any chance Matt uses the DPOV if the noms stay the same? Will I catch hepatitis from a public water slide? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!
One more thing...
Tell me in detail what you think of this photo: