Thursday, September 5, 2013

Fare Thee Well


In 1374 Geoffrey Chaucer wrote that, "All good things must come to an end." Like the way of Celebrity Mole, Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island, Amanda's masterful reign on the Big Brother house is finally coming to its premature end. She gave us strategy, sex, titties, love, fights, tears, more fights, more tears, Granny, a genius idea for a t-shirt (I'm A Victim), whispers, scandal, rumors (all false), arguments and entertainment. Love her or hate her, Amanda is what Big Brother fans pine for. She was never boring, always unpredictable and deliciously unaware that a large number of cameras were following her around all summer long. Amanda made the game fun and the audience completely psychotic. Never has a houseguest been more controversial or more talked about than Amanda Zuckerman. Let's recap, shall we?

Truth be told, I haven't been watching much of the feeds lately. When the numbers dwindle and the likelihood that a completely undeserving player could possibly win the game, one suddenly finds themselves preoccupied with alphabetizing their can goods and catching up on all those shows they've been DVRing all summer long. But, as luck would have it, I did manage to catch one final Amanda blowout last night. Only, oddly enough, Amanda didn't start this one. Rather, a little orange thing with a limited vocabulary and a hankering for purging started it.


All was calm and peaceful in the Big Brother house. Amanda was preparing stuffed peppers for dinner while VaGina (GinaMarie) was readying herself for a game of Jenga. Elvira (Elissa) was sleeping soundly in her bed as the boys were making obscene figurines with their Play-Doh (I totally made this up. The boys are boring and it's up to me to breathe life into them.) Then, Amanda suddenly gets called to the Diary Room...

When Amanda returns to the kitchen to finish up her peppers, she asks the room if Elvira is down for the night. VaGina replies with something like, "It's my fuckin' toe yo an' the bed. I's tolds her she can lay down." Just like you, I have no idea what any of that meant. Anyhow, Amanda smiles to herself and goes back to stuffing her peppers. Hold onto your clit rings because that smile is much too much for VaGina to handle...


VaGina: "What's so funny?"
Amanda: "Nothing."
"I's gots my toe and then the fuckin' bed. I dunno if maybe you heard somethin' diff'ren'"
"I have no idea what you're talking about. I just got out of the Diary Room."
"Why youse fuckin' smirkin'?"
"Wow. You've been in a mood all day."
"My toe an' fuckin' yo muthafucka in tha bed an' Nick an' I's Sta'en Islan' yo!"
"I don't know why you're telling me this. I just got out of a great Diary Room session."
"An' this little piggy went to fuckin' market an' this one went to me an' Nick's house."
"I have no idea why you're telling me this. I don't care."
"You're bein' fuckin' smart an' smirkin'!"
"I just got out of the Diary Room! I don't care!"
"I'm not fuckin' stupid! (Yes she is) The second I said somethin' about a bed you smirked. You think I'm stupid."
"I would never say that about you, VaGina."
"Jus' like you say I make myself throw up."
"Aryan was the one who was saying that."
"Keep tellin' yourself that. I got sick from fuckin' twice from fuckin' slop."
"I think your best friend Aryan was going around telling people that you were throwing up."
"Because I gots sick from fuckin' slop."
"I think you want to fight with somebody. I don't really want to fight with you."
"Keep tellin' yourself that too."
"I really don't want to fight with you."
"It keeps goin' around and nows I's gots to speak to a fuckin' psychiatrist."


And then we get FISH. First off, I have no idea what the hell VaGina is talking about. And secondly, Amanda was smiling at something she was recalling from her Diary Room session. it had nothing to do with VaGina and her urge to purge. It is all extremely strange and, thankfully, not even close to being over...


When the feeds return Amanda tells VaGina that she's going home tomorrow so there is no reason for VaGina to worry about anything. VaGina replies, "I got HOH and you didn't!" Amanda says, "You did a good job. You got rid of me." VaGina then continues to mumble insults into her bag of Jenga pieces. She tells the pieces that Amanda hops into bed with people.


VaGina then turns her focus to McCrae and how Amanda has been using him the throughout the whole game. Meanwhile, McCrae - sad sack of manlessness - sits quietly pouting into his Play-Doh. VaGina continues her mumbles until - FINALLY! - Amanda can't take it anymore and she fights back...

"Sucks for you, right? You're in love with somebody you know nothing about. You're going to be sadly mistaken. You're psychotic. That's how you're portrayed in this house. As a psycho. Why don't you sleep in your bed with your Nick shrine?" (Ha!)
"An' you're a fuckin' dirty dirtbag hoo-er!" (She means whore, but she said hoo-er.)
"I'm a whore who'd been with the same guy all summer."
"Who's wearing the fuckin' HOH robe? I am!" (Actually, she wasn't wearing it at all.)
"Honey, you don't have any power anymore."



And then something strange happens. VaGina puts on a doofus sort of a voice and starts to spontaneously clap. J-U-DD laughs quietly to himself while Andy sits and contemplates his drinking straw. Amanda watches it all laughing to herself before announcing, "A 33 year old woman!" VaGina then goes into a fit of spasms where she brays and convulses like an epileptic donkey. Amanda can't help herself and cracks up in response. 

VaGina: "You're a fuckin' psychotic bitch!"
Amanda: "Good. I'm glad you think that."
"I'm not on medication and you are! And you probably sleep with guys for money too because you fuck a guy every other week. I've probably had 4 boyfriends my whole fuckin' life."
"Yeah, because no one is stupid enough to date you! Because you're crazy."
"That's why you used McCrae this whole fucking game."
"How did I use McCrae?"
"You just used him."
"How did I use him, 33 year old mature adult woman?"
"Well, you just used him."
"Good response!"

VaGina continues her nonsensical babbling. It's a mixture of whoop whoop's with sprinkles of "That's how we roll." It is all incredibly deranged and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. And when VaGina is ever at a loss for words she begins to hurl personal insults at Amanda. In not so many words, VaGina starts to call Amanda ugly. 


Naturally, this makes Amanda laugh so she marches over to the Memory Wall and points to Nick's photo, "This guy, this gorgeous guy right here, wanted you GONE." VaGina then accuses Amanda of trying to hook up with Nick (What?! LOL). Amanda replies, "He slept with a pillow between you and a hoodie on, you fucking psycho!"


The fight continues for what seems like an eternity. Cries of "Yeast infection!" are mingled in with "Cellulite!" while all the while, the boys sit somberly looking at their own hands. At one point the girls come face to face with one another until J-U-DD finally gets out of his seat and breaks it up. 


Amanda finally walks away and heads to the Have-Not room. I wondered for a second if the things that VaGina said to her were beginning to bother her. It wasn't until McCrae entered that we all learned what was really upsetting Amanda. It was McCrae! Her spineless pussy boyfriend.


Ladies, gather around. If someone is attacking you and saying vile things about you in front of your boyfriend, would you expect him to defend your honor? Hell yes, you would! If anyone called me names, criticized my looks or made fun of me in front of my boyfriend and he sat there quietly kneading Play-Doh with his hands, that guy would no longer be my boyfriend. When Amanda brings this up to McCrae, his only response is that this isn't real life. It's a game. His reply doesn't satisfy Amanda one bit. In fact, it makes her reconsider her entire relationship with McCrae. She tells him she wants a man to stand up for her. She doesn't want a 14 year old boy who sits quietly while she's being verbally assaulted by an oompah loompah. 

As Amanda is often wont to do, she pushes the issue ad nauseam hoping that something, anything, will sink into McCrae's pussy mind. Amanda laments about how she didn't even do anything to VaGina yet VaGina kept degrading her while McCrae sat by in silence, "There's a point where you have to be a man and stand up for me! You were just sitting there like a big pussy!" Amanda asks him, "You love me yet you're going to sit there and let her calling me a fucking whore?" Hate Amanda all you want, but she makes a good point. I don't know of any guy that would let the lady he loves endure that sort of name calling without stepping in and standing up for her.

The last I saw of the ordeal was McCrae being consoled by his sewing circle of pussy friends - J-U-DD, Andy and Spencer. They all just sort of shuffled their feet and stared at the floor. But tomorrow, they start on a new quilt! 

And that's where I'll end this today. Sadly, Amanda will be going home tonight and she'll most likely take all the drama of the house with her. It is no secret I supported Amanda and I never had any delusions that she might win, but I did hope she would have lasted to final four. The final four that we'll probably end up with is shudder inducing. It's icky and depressing to think about. 

So, will you miss Amanda's shenanigans? Who do you want evicted right after her during the double eviction tonight? Could VaGina actually win this game? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!
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89 comments:

  1. CELEBRITY MOLE!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!

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  2. Perfect Commentary, I hope CBS shows it

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  3. I wish production would do something to change things. Amanda is the only person left in the house that deserves to win this game. The other people in the house are total losers.

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    1. Took the words right out of my mouth!!!! ��

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    2. Ah, gotta love it. Big Brother fans are always yelling about production interference and how it ruins the game, but as soon as there favorite is in danger, production should step in and help out said favorite.

      Bless you.

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  4. I like your retelling of the fight so much more than the bullshit that's being re-posted on boards. The haters can't even give her credit when it's due.

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  5. Temptation Island!!!!!! Loved that damn show!
    Perfect blog. I couldn't agree more. Now the season is just going to be ho hum BORING!
    ~Carie

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  6. If mcpussy tagged in, everyone would be bashing him for being the brute who verbally assaulted the dumb chick

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    1. Which chick, they are all dumb.

      Kimba

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  7. awesome as usual, so long Amanda thanks for a great summer and may Elvira follow you out tonight in DE. Please BB Gods let anyone win but Vagina Marie.

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  8. "It wasn't until McCrae entered that we all learned what was really upsetting Amanda. It was McCrae! Her spineless pussy boyfriend."

    LOL!! I love this blog so, so much. Amanda has been by far my favorite houseguest not only this season but in a long time. She is crude and vulgar but so hilarious and really has a kindness about her that doesn't get shown very often. Her downfall is that she is overly emotional but shit, I can't fault her there. I'd have the same problem if I were in that house except I probably would have gotten removed from the game for punching the town idiot in the face.

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  9. Been reading your blog since BB11 and LOVE it!!! Anyhow, McCrae is sooooo over Amanda. Will I miss her? Yup. I'll miss watching her temper tantrums when things don't go her way. I think it's interesting that in most of the 'fights' they showed on the CBS, Amanda is usually telling people that they are alone in the game, that they have no one,and so on... (in one it clip it was Jessie, in the most recent it was Elissa) Since she likes to point out to people that they are alone and mock them for it, I'm guessing that is her biggest fear. She's never been alone in this game but now, it's painfully obvious McCare isn't even trying. I almost - *almost* - feel bad for her.

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  10. I'm pissed at CBS promising us a season of no floaters, and here we are with a probable final 3 of Andy, Spencer and GinaMarie, and eventually the Worst Winner Ever (Maggie Ausburn thanks you).

    The only thing that will give me joy during the finale is if Nick snatches that damn blue cap from GinaMarie and tosses it to McCrae: "Here's your hat back, bro."

    That would make up for everything.

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    1. Is the cap really McCrae's? Has GM been duped the entire summer?

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  11. Best retelling out there! I'm all for some crazy ass drama. Gonna miss Amanda but I hope Elvira or Gina-purge-a turn bat shit crazy on Andy . It'd be nice to see him tremble in his colorful shorts. Buton all that is Holy, don't let the Spenmizter go final 4!

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  12. ahhhhh Temptation Island....how I miss you.

    GM looked ridiculous just like Amanda looked ridiculous when she went after Elissa. BUT it all makes for great feeds. We have to take these moments when we can get them this year. :)

    The only person Amanda should be mad at is the only person she really was mad at and that is MC. What an ass.

    She can't possibly expect anyone besides MC to feel bad for her after all she has done in that house.

    My favorite moment was silly...but it was when GM said ''Can I go to the F'ing nurse?''
    The look and smile that came across Amanda's face was priceless.

    Nichol

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  13. Interesting that the only woman in the house that you seem to like is the fat cow.

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    1. Way to stay classy...call a chick fat....that's a new one.

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    2. She is a fat cow and it sounds like you probably are too. mooo

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    3. She is fat and it sounds like you probably are too. Have another twinkie porky!!

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    4. You are bat shit crazy. Probably a BB reject who's just jealous cause he can't be there.



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    5. Most interesting is that you make such childish accusations under cover of anonymity. We all know who the real loser is.

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  14. Oh my gosh, Paradise hotel. I loved that show. The game was essentially to drink and hook up to stay. They need to bring that back!

    I love your blog and this post was amazing. Amanda was right to call out Mcrea. I hope Amanda smartens up and moves on from him ASAP. She can do so much better.

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    1. Amanda needs to shut her f'riggin pie hole. I wouldn't have stuck up for the bitch either. Why should McCrae ruin his game and a chance to win half a mil because that stupid bitch can't keep her mouth shut. He begged her over and over on several occasions, practically every damn day to knock her stupid shit off and play the game. I think McCrae is a pussy too but not because he didn't stand up FOR Amanda but because he didn't stand up TO Amanda. He should have put her stupid ass in her place weeks ago. Every time she threw a fit and walked out of the room pouting I would not have followed her ass and begged her. I would have ignored her, and when she came crawling back I would have told her to shut the hell up and stop trying to ruin my game. Just cuz she wanted to ruin her game doesn't give her the right to ruin McCrae's.

      And you have it backwards, McCrae is the one who needs to smarten up, run like hell and stay as far away from that crazy stupid bitch as possible cuz he can do 1000 times better than her. She may be nice looking but she is an awful person. There is more to a person than their looks.

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    2. Yes, agree with you 100%. Amanda's pissed at MC because she needs help standing up to GM? Amanda who was the biggest bully and shit-talker in the house. Just shows that she could dish it out but couldn't take it. At least she didn't go cry behind a trash can.

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  15. Loved your blog always do so PERFECT. I will miss Amanda the rest are so innoying and are a bunch of floaters and Andy the RAT IF GM wins I'll be so mad

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  16. Great review, one thing Amanda did start that fight that smirk she gave GM was meant the way GM took it, as she later told Andy and the boys, she was starting shit trying to get Elissa to keep the bed, that's why she brought it up. She's entertaining but a bitch hope to see her leave tonight and get these last 2 weeks done no one deserves to win so I'm rooting for judd the only one whose tolerable. And yes MCCrea is a pussy game my ass he said nothing cause he's not a man if that happened in a bar he still wouldn't defend her he has no balls, the thing GM said where all true but regardless your man should have your back even if you are the slut of BB.

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    1. WOW, dude by some punctuation, so your writing makes sense.

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  17. Gm thought Amanda was rubbing the fact that Elissa was sleeping in her and Nick's bed in her face. Thank god for your gm translator 3000! I had no idea what she was saying. At one point when she was losing it on Amanda it seemed like someone was showing her flash cards with pictures on them. Chicken, monkey and butter. By the way why is gm so excited over receiving butter in her hoh

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  18. Gm thought Amanda was rubbing the fact that Elissa was sleeping in her and Nick's bed in her face. Thank god for your gm translator 3000! I had no idea what she was saying. At one point when she was losing it on Amanda it seemed like someone was showing her flash cards with pictures on them. Chicken, monkey and butter. By the way why is gm so excited over receiving butter in her hoh

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  19. Sorry about the double post. Love your blog, love the gossip show and love how you read Amanda. Amanda seems to be an honest, fiercely loyal person with a wicked sense of humor. She seems like everyone's crazy best friend, the person you wish you could be if you cut loose! I've been throwing glitter and imagining drinking gin since the early days of your blogs! You are the Will Rogers of your time! Keep on keeping on!

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  20. Brilliant blog! I'm going to miss Amanda so much. On the bright side, I'll get my life back because the feeds will be unbearably boring. It was ironic that Judd was the one who finally stepped in and separated the ladies since it seems he's holding a deep seeded candle for Amanda - sorta a love-hate thing. McCrae should've said or done SOMETHING. I love your blog so much as well as the podcast - thanks for keeping it real!

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  21. If you hadn't been watching the feeds for most of yesterday then you would have been out of the loop. Amanda did start that fight. She even admitted to wanting a fight later when talking with McC.

    McC was spineless. He gave he set response later "you should have walked away". But in his, and the other guys, defense - it's hard to defend someone who has been dishing it out towards everyone constantly. The things GM said to Amanda were no worse than the things she's been saying either to other hgs faces or behind their backs. How can someone who has heard that from Amanda suddenly feel the need to come to her rescue?

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  22. I couldn't agree more with the whole post.I too will miss Amanda and all the drama she brings. I'm hoping that Elissa or McCrae win HOH tonight and send sorry ass Andy to Jury house. It would serve him right. I don't think GM will make it to final 2. The boys are going to team up against the girls and both Elissa and GM will go out before the F3.
    I think J U DD or Andy will be evicted tonight, and I expect GM and Elissa to team back up again to target the boys, If they don't they are toast. No woman wins against a man in the F2 and I use those terms loosely as all that are left are adolescents. If Andy does survive, he is playing for 2nd or 3rd because he will have betrayed everyone in the jury house and I can see Amanda and Helen going against him. His need for the blindside is so unnecessary and hurtful and the main reason Amanda has seemed to be the bitch as she has been protecting him most of the game. All that goes out the window if he does follow through on his statement of telling her the truth in his Good Bye message. He has such a need to make a POWER MOVE that he will blow up his game and I don't think she will forgive his betrayal. He was toast as soon as he said that he feels like the Nerd Herd and the Exterminators are the Good People, What a hypocrite! Isn't that what turned him on Helen? The BB Gods don't like that! Anyway, although I was a big Andy fan up until this week, I want him out in DE more so than Elissa or GM.
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    1. Kim,

      I couldn't agree more with you or Colette!!! Amanda has played the game better than anyone else this year - by being loyal to her alliance & by taking the target onto herself so it stayed off of them! The fact that Andy has turned on her so completely is not only disappointing, but disgusting to me. I understand that the object of the game is to position yourself where you think you'll get the farthest, but I think he's dead wrong in the choice that he made! I think you're absolutely right that he's playing for 3rd place at best right now (funny - he said he jumped the 3AM ship because he didn't want to play for 3rd!) because I fully expect Amanda to make DEAD CERTAIN that jury house is poisoned against him! I agree - his big "power move" (aligning with people like GM & Spencer, really?!?!) is going to bite him in the ass in the end & I will enjoy every single minute of it!!! Like you, I was a fan until he jumped ship too soon & started being just as mean as the other "Leftovers"!

      DREAM SCENARIO for tonight: I would LOVE to see Amanda pull off the upset, Spencer to go in the first eviction (because SOMEHOW Elissa & Amanda got to Judd!), any of Am/McC/El/Judd win HoH and nominate Andy & GM, one of the 3 win Veto & Buh-bye Andy!!! Yeah, I know...HIGHLY unlikely, but that doesn't mean I can't pray to the BB Gods for some justice, right?!?!

      Thanks for the awesome blog, Colette! :o)

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      Remember, the only loyalty Amanda has is to herself, when it comes right down to it, she would vote out McCrae.

      IMO, Amanda isn't a great player, because she broke 2 basic rules of reality TV, 1, don't get involved in a wild romance and 2, don't play emotionally. Amanda has done both right from the start. Plus her true bratty, bully behavior has shone through like a supernova. However, I will her crazy tirades. She was very entertaining.

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    3. yes send andys sorry rat a$$ to the jury he has to be up someones a$$ all the time. hes a rat and a sneaky snake in the grass.

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  23. Temptation island and paradise hotel! My, how I miss those shows.

    As usual the blog is hilarious and entertaining! I loved watching the drama last night, as bizarre and freakish as it was, but the whole time I was staring at McCrae thinking is he really just going to sit there and keep his mouth shut? If I were Amanda I would have been furious too! Looking forward to tonight's show and the DE. Thanks for the laugh today, LaLa. I really needed it.

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  24. “Ladies, gather around. If someone is attacking you and saying vile things about you in front of your boyfriend, would you expect him to defend your honor? Hell, yes…”

    To answer your question in the context of the show – A really BIG Noooooo…. While it is true McCrae is spineless, he does know Amanda. He knows that she can dish it better than she can take it. He knows she is more of a man than he will ever be. So he is going to stay out of the argument of utter silliness. Amanda has no honor to defend, McCrae knows this as well. The attacks and vile things were being tossed right back at GM, so why would anyone in their right mind get into the middle of this idiotic battle unless it was to simply say “Shut up”. If McCrae would have interfered, the conversation in the HN room would have been Amanda whining that McCrae doesn’t trust her enough to let handle herself. Neither of these two immature girls was any worse or better than the other, except Amanda is much smarter than GM so she is the one who should have shut it down. Either way, Amanda always makes herself the victim and that is why most of America does not like her. Yes, the house will be boring, but it is almost over so we gladly bid Amanda good-bye. And hopefully, the spineless McCrae will follow.

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    1. Oh, for fuck's sake. Not this again.

      On it's best night so far this season a little more than 2% of the U.S. population tuned into Big Brother. That means that almost 98% of America - a little bit more than "most" - doesn't know Amanda from a 45 rpm adapter spindle. I don't even buy that most of the viewers don't like her. It's a well-known adage that people are 10 times likely to complain then they are to compliment, whether you're talking about somebody you don't know personally on a tv program or the service at a Friendly's Restaurant.

      Unless you're a fan of the Reilly sister; then all you hear is that everybody (which is more than most of America, I gather) is jealous of her because of her physical near-perfection. Yes, I read that today.

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    2. Double 0 - that's what you got from that? Yes, "America" should have been qualified as the viewing BB America. Obviously, we know that America in general could care less about the show or the characters. I love how some point out the obvious and think they have had a mental break-through of some sort. But this blog is about Big Brother, so try and focus on that. Don't think you are worthy of your moniker.

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  25. First of all, that dirty Who-ore Amanda started this fight. She knew exactly what she was doing, and was poking at GM, and she got it snapped off in her ass. I don't feel sorry for her at all. She has the nerve to cry and whine about being picked on?? Really!?!?!? She called Elissa everything but a white woman the other night, and thought it was perfectly fine. As far as McPussy defending her. She started the fight, not GM.. and secondly. Where I come from men (real men anyhow) don't attack women. It was a cat fight. Let them fight it out. If it were a man attacking her, then, yes, he should have hiked up his skirt and done something about it.

    I am glad to see someone put that bitch Amanda in her place. Don't let the doorknob get stuck in your gaping over used vagina on the way out!

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  26. Amanda made this season for me.

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    1. Me too...but she went a bit crazy!

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  27. Amanda pushed for that argument...it was all about the bed. She wanted Elissa to not allow GM to have that bed. Loved Amanda, but she surely can dish it out, but can't take it. What about all those nasty comment to Elissa about her plastic face and her senior citizen hubby. Amanda forgets how nasty she can be. Loved watching GM go for her throat. As for McCrea...he was right, Amanda should have walked away, but she must always have the last word........

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    1. Amanda profusely and repeatedly apologized to Elissa for her behavior and told Julie that was her biggest regret of the whole summer. Yes she is emotional and volatile, but she is also remorseful when she knows she's crossed the line. I miss her on the show and the feeds so much. At the end of the day, it is Amanda who will be remembered from BB15. As she said herself, "Love me or hate me, I'm still an obsession."

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  28. Amanda is quite capable of handling her own. She has been doing it all season. I would never want my husband to confront another woman on my behalf. McCrae was right not to jump in. If however, it was a man being disrespectful, I would expect my man to defend me.

    Good riddens Amanda!

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  29. I am not an Amanda fan, however, I do enjoy her bat sh*t crazy attitude in the house. She just loves being the victim. I would love to see Spencer go first followed by McCrae(they do need to break up McCranda). Neither of them add anything to the game.

    A DREAM final three would be GM, Elissa and Demanda. This would give us some drama until the end.

    The dumb five girls; Candice, GM, Aaryn, Elissa and Demanda are going to have such a rude awakening when they leave the house. Beauty fades but dumb is forever. Forgot to add Eyebrows to that list.


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  30. I hope Amanda is back for All-Stars. She's the only one on this season worthy of returning. But I wonder, when she finds out about what the idiotic fans put her parents through, she'd go back. Last thing I want is crazy Elissa returning for All-Stars, but I'd put money on it happening.

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  31. Damn right Colette! I bet Jeff wouldn't just sit there and let someone talk to Jordan like that! (sorry, couldn't resist that one)

    Agreed that we could end up with one of the worst final 3 or 4 ever.

    I had a glimmer of hope Monday night when production re-programmed Elissa into trying to save Amanda after talking shit about her for 5 days straight, but doesn't look like they have a chance since Andy has decided his dream is to take Spencer to the final 2 now. I would've loved to see them flip the script and bounce Judd (who should have stayed gone) and GM.

    I mean, I hate Elissa, but I could've lived with an Amanda, McCrae, Elissa final 3. At least they've been active in a lot of house decisions over the summer.

    I don't even know who to root for out of the Exterminators. Spencer?

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  32. Big problem I have with Amanda is that she can dish it out but she sure can't take it. She taunts others absolutely mercilessly and calls them crybabies, butjust watch her boohoohoo when she's in the hot seat. Nice to see her get a taste of her own bitter medicine in the last few days.

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  33. Amanda is a classic Narcissist. She knows she's manipulative and controlling. She claims to care about others, have their back, be in love with McCrae but it's all about Amanda and what those people can do for her. It's so blatantly obvious I can't believe anyone is fooled into thinking otherwise. She thinks she's funny but her jokes fall flat and she's left laughing alone. Even McCrae doesn't find her funny. He came to play the game. Unfortunately he got caught up in her web and lost sight of why he was there. Now he's just broken. They both know they're not right for each other. She gets mad because he doesn't behave the way she wants him to, she tells him when to brush his teeth and then she expects him to be The Man? You can't have it both ways. It's been sad to watch. I don't watch BB to choose faves, I pretty much hate them all and spend the summer making fun of them so I really don't care who wins. I'll forget them all in a month or two.

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  34. The Mole, Paradise Hotel, and Temptation Island are probably my favorite reality shows ever. Followed closely by Joe Millionaire and Flavor of Love. Ya. I love the classy old school shows.

    I'm going to be honest: I don't like Amanda in the game. She got the house to vote as a unit and prevented the house from turning over. While that's masterful game play, I find it incredibly boring. On top of that she was in a showmance, which again, once they've hooked up and passed the sexual tension phase are super boring to me. So while she was crazy - I just didn't like her affect on the game. So I'm glad she's leaving. There's still plenty of crazy left in the game - The Ignoramous and Crazy Ass Elissa crack me up with their crazy. So I think it won't be boring now that the control Amanda exerted on the game is gone.

    So adieu to Amanda. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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  35. Oh. And McCrae is a punk ass bitch. All he had to do was say "that's enough." No one would expect him to go toe to toe with GM. But say something. Don't just sit there. Bitch.

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  36. Love her or hate her, Amanda is one of the only things that made BB15 watchable. Yes, she was polarizing, but at least she was one of (maybe) three contestants that were actually PLAYING the game - and regardless of how anyone feels about her, she played pretty fucking well.

    Out of all the contestants this season, I think she would be the most interesting to see go up against some seasoned veterans.

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  37. Since we know if one of the "exterminators" win, they will vote off Mcrea. That leaves a final four of a snake, a slug, a shady f*ck and a power hungry racist biotch......I guess I will be watching football for the rest of the BB season. NONE of the exterminators DESERVE any money at all.......

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  38. Phenom blog as always! Can't wait for the podcast.

    Smirkgate! I have been waiting for that interchange ALL season. This will never beat Ragan's ooey-gooey cookie dough diatribe but it is up there.

    They say Rome wasn't built in a day but a troglodyte with some blocks can erect The Jenga Empire in a matter of moments. Girlfriend built a Pantheon, Colosseum and a Dunkin' Doughnuts during that exchange. GinaMarie's World also features an amusing trained seal show. "Orph! Orph! Yo! Bring the kids but not the dirty dark ones! Tell 'em GinaMarie sent yous!" What was that clapping and honking all about?!

    GM brought up purging, her intellect, her insanity and her unfortunate ability to keep a man around long enough to build a sufficient shrine. She brought up living in her parent's home too. Yes GinaMarie, that is what men want. A woman in her 30's whose stepfather Freddie answers the door. Cat fighting 101: don't offer up all of your faults to the opponent - and then blame the whole thing on your toe. Bad form, GM.

    The aftermath was, however, disappointing. I.E. Amanda crying to McCrae and giving up. She had this one and she walked out, blamed the Little Green Play-Doh Shoemaker for not having her back, and tried to board a flight to anywhere. I agree McCrea pussed out as a friend but suddenly expecting him to find his spine is silly. The poor, posture-challenged man can't even sit on a couch without physically melting like a Dali watch. Hayden stood up for Kristen in a boxing ring while she sported a horrendous camel toe, so common.

    I am down to my second choice for the win: Andy. If a player can make it through a season with virtually no one seriously gunning for him - he is playing a great game. I want Judd sitting next to Andy for the pure joy of hearing the Judd vs. Andy question round and speeches. Community College Improv Andy vs. Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

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  39. I pretty sure you will not approve this but here we go!!!

    If you are going to have a blog read by so many people you have a responsibility to be some what factual with your blog. I watch the live feeds and if you watched them you would know that Amanda started that fight. She told Ellisa to sleep in Nick's bed to piss Gina off. Next fact check was that Gina attacked Amanda about all her medications. Amanda takes more medication than a 90 year old nursing home patient!!! If you watched the feeds you would also know Amanda snuck in Judd's room and stole some of Judd's Xanax and took it earlier in the season. She is a crazy bitch and you seem to want to lie to protect your friend. We know you know her personally, but have some integrity when it comes to your blog. Or you may become labeled a crazy psych bitch just like your best friend Amanda. Love John V Westlake, La

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    1. Thanks John for your factual reporting. I did not view the actual event, so I appreciate knowing what actually occurred. It is obvious I can no longer depend on the glitter bitch to provide accurate information.

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    2. I write about what I personally see with my own eyes and I admitted that I haven't been watching the feeds.

      I saw Amanda come out of the DR and GinaMarie go batshit crazy. I then fell asleep when the boys were consoling McCrae. Anything before or after that, I missed.

      I welcome corrections and new info. It's a little strange you think I'd get all bunged up over this. It's a game! And one that Elissa is no longer a part of. I'm as happy as can be!

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    3. What is up with all these critics? I just realized I needed to show my respect, so I did. I am not always on board with your faves, but I am definitely on board with your views and wit. Keep it up. I am hoping Amanda will be back and bet she will.

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    4. That sure was "factual".. And yes, I do watch the feeds, saw the fight, and know that it went down the way it was reported in the original post.

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  40. In my Wizard of Oz Dorothy voice..."Ding Dong the JAP WITCH is gone!" PTL and pass the matza balls.

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  41. Well here we are, left with the fabulous five. While I do admit to being disenchanted every time my fav gets eliminated, usually there is a second runner up to root for after the initial frustration and disappointment wear off, this time, not only is the pool to choose from incredibly shallow, it is also covered in scum.

    There is not one person left in that house that I would want to see win, not one person left made any sort of "move" that wasnt forced on them by events out of their control.

    Frankly I am surprised that any one actually won the HOH, I am imagining all of them standing there and Big Brother screaming at them to actually make a move as I have never seen a big bunch of "throwers" in the history of this game. Embarrassing actually.

    The only masterminding Andy did was to figure out what Garanimal shirt he was going to pair with his Underoos..(there is something very creepy about a grown man dressing like an 8 year old boy? He has been the biggest mean girl this year and has never missed a chance to take a cheap shot at anyone in order to gain acceptence into the group while his beady little eyes dart furtively from face to face to see what the reaction is.

    Spencer makes me throw up in my mouth with his constant use of derogatory names for women, his never ending sexual references and I think that he has had his hands down his pants for almost 80 days now to keep checking to see if his grown up man bits have dropped yet. He is like an extra large 12 year old boy who has all these urges that he doesnt know how to control...HMMMM Boobies, snicker, snicker..

    Judd is an idiot looking for a village to call home and GM is a trainwreck that has just managed to avoid happening by sheer luck and stupidity.

    MCCrae, McCrae, McCrae. Why does everyone continue to blame Amanda for his poor game play? He came in the house and played his game, he alligned with Amanda, he was never kidnapped or had a gun held to his head by Amanda, he chose to be her bitch and he made a bad choice. That is the extent of McCrae's genius game play ability. No more, no less. He isnt a mad genius that got derailed by evil Amanda, he is a shitty player and his voting out Ellissa last night proves that he is a crappy player that is terrible at reading what is going on around him. Perhaps he can blame that on his strategy of sitting in a bed all day long and chewing on his fingers for sustenance, either way, that was his game.

    Oh well, come on survivor...

    Patti

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    1. OMG....YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY... Discribed Andy the Rat to a tee I agree with everything you said!!!!

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    2. This made me laugh - you need your own blog! Although I think McCrae is showing that he does indeed have game. Maybe hiding behind Amanda was a good strategy; kept the target off of him. And when it was revealed that he suspected Andy was the one who voted Amanda out but that he nominated Elissa anyway, I think he knows that Elissa was very unpopular in the house and she wasn't necessarily a reliable ally for him. And he's hated her for weeks, so there's that. And now that Amanda's gone, he's become a bit of a comp beast. We'll see how he does the next few days, but I'm all about McCrae FTW at this point. If he makes Final 2, he's got it in the bag.

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  42. AS I've typed to you many times regarding Amanda, I have/had a fatigue with her and thus am glad she's gone. Yes, she was dramatic. But after weeks of not letting anyone enjoy their HoH/veto/or have/havenot wins longer than 30 seconds before she pounced on them with game talk or psychotic paranoid ramblings.

    Amanda may have been entertaining television but she was one of the worst players in the history of Big Brother. I couldn't respect her game.


    I hate her and Elissa equally. They're both awful and I'm glad neither will take home 500 large. But Amanda's behavior towards Elissa was as bad or worse and thus deserved scorn.

    Now, as far as the rest of the game goes, yes, I'm with you. This will suck. Other than Judd (whom I enjoy and don;t know why), I find the other 4 to been gross and undeserving of winning 500 thousand dollars.

    In that sense I will miss Amanda. But her racist talk (youtube videos from feeds reveal she was worse than Aaryn in some ways) and relentless narcisstic paranoid personality will not be missed.

    Ding Dong the witch is dead....but crap, now with her and Elissa gone, this season is worse than I thought.





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  43. to all the lala detractors: remember you are a guest. you may disagree but disagree with tact and taste. to lala: thanks for providing a place for me to state my views without being subjected an invective riddled rant. BB is a guilty pleasure and your blog allows me the opportunity to indulge.

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  44. Final thoughts on elissa-during her exit interview she was covered in flop sweat and answered Julie's questions rather stupidly,thus proving she has no idea what to say unless production hands her scripted lines.

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  45. Amazing blogs all summer long.

    With Amanda gone, the only thing to look forward to is GM get what's coming to her.
    This loon knew Nick for about 2 weeks and she has imagined this great love affair.
    I think she's convinced herself that Nick took her to prom at this point.

    I hope Nick shows up with a girlfriend on finale night .

    I really hope Nick shows up with a BOYFRIEND.

    Julie better ask her about the racist stuff GM said (which was so much more vindictive than Aryn).

    There is an irony to GM getting fired from her job for what she said and that as a result she will have to go on "n****r insurance" herself.

    I'm afraid her interview (especially if she is the last vomit standing) will be:."so you really like Nick don't you ....."

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  46. Have to agree... Amanda was gross, Elissa was obnoxious, and the remaining HG's are a combination of both...but even worse.. they're boring. This blog was way more entertaining then the show...

    I think if they switched the feeds to the jury house it'd be much for fun to watch.

    I couldn't care less who wins but if I had to pick I'd say Judd, not because he played any great game but he's least offensive. (he's getting worse though through association with the remaining trash)

    If had to pick for gaming, it'd have to be GM. Her face off with Amanda about breaking up a couple was long overdue by any of the previous HOH's.

    And Why are Andy and Spencer still bitching about Elissa???... she's long gone and they're still obsessing over her.

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    1. Couldn't have said it better myself......ITA!!!

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  47. CBS must have been on some kind of drugs when this cast was chosen. This has to be the worst cast of players ever. I can not imagine that anyone enjoyed watching people have sex,sleep,which they did at least 12 hours a day,live in filth and most of them not be able to put a decent sentence together without using profanity. I for one do not think that any of these people deserve to win this game and I am finished watching this program. BB is a farce as far as I am concerned. This was a production run season. No one thought for themselves. They were all directed by production as to what their next moves were supposed to be. If this is the kind of tv that everyone likes, so be it. I for one have better things to do with my time.

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  48. All Stars? Amanda? Amanda will be lucky to get the third lead in her local community theater! Her taste in men is almost as bad as her acting!

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  49. Are you gonna get between two pitbulls fighting, if MeCae step in then Amanda will still get upset! What ever MeCae do he'll never win... or 4 any man 4 that mather, if any of you disagree.... then fuck you cuz im right!!!!!

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  50. Bitchy, I give you major props for posting that post of mine a few days ago. Maybe you won't become a Psycho Bitch ;). I can never hate on someone hard that has as much control over a blog and allows someone to shit all over them in a reply and actually post it. P. S. I really don't care who wins. I just loved to hate Amanda. I did not understand the voodoo she had over the house. I guess I do like McCrea.

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  51. Oh yea the post giving props was from John V Westlake, LA

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  52. So......... no more updates?

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    1. There's nothing going on in the house! If you think I'm going to sit around and watch Andy, Spencer, McCrae and VaGina stare at the wall, you're nuts.

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    2. lol, Lala, good one!! It really HAS been boring. I don't have the feeds, but I watch CBS (pretty lame too but I liked the insect POV comp) and read updates & certain blogs. Not much happening at all. Seeing the women in the jury house was hilarious, tho! Candice won't forgive anyone; she's as bitter as they come. Amanda was right to defend McCrae, and NOBODY knows where McCranda's relationship will be in the future; not even them! None of the past BB fans out there think Amanda played badly, either. They want to play AGAINST her tho, and wow, how flattering for her! I've heard other past BB All-Stars saying they would like to play McCrae, too! No mention of anyone else from this season from what I've read/seen/heard.

      Pathetic that Elissa will win the MVP. I voted for McCrae for the sole purpose of personally canceling out 10 of the brenchel votes, lol!! The BEST part of the finale will be the jury. Hardly anyone cares about this final 3.

      Hope they have better psych tests next year and either all newbies or all (real) All Stars (I'd also say no relatives anywhere).

      I hope Lala will be write a little ditty once more after we know the F2. @Lala, we miss your words!

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  53. I love your blog...but I have a feeling that you are going to quit..like you did as the end of last season..and that your favorite HG Amanda will be your last post! So sad..we really love your input!

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  54. so..... you're yeast infected skank got the old heave HO !! & you quit..... Shocker !!!!

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    1. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Furthermore, why do you need ME to sit around and watch some floaters stare at things and sleep? There is no more game play. The only game left lies in the hands of the comps and the Jury. Normal and rationally sane people know and recognize this.

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    2. everybody knows that the last week of the game is the most boring because there's nothing left to do or say ...

      there's nothing left to watch ...

      by the way, they really need to put the BBAD show back on Showtime next year.
      Watching The Amanda and Gina Marie fight with all the bleeping was bleeping ridiculous .

      I barely watched big brother after dark this summer because of all the bleeping.

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    3. BAHAHAHAAAAA! Thumbs up, @Lala!
      ::loud applause::

      But we are having Bitchy withdrawals!! Throw us a bone, please!! Hopefully the brenchel crazies will stay under their rocks lol, and your fans can read one (or two please?? ;)) more of your witty & entertaining blogs! We love BB & the GAME of it; just without any relatives (unless they come in together), or cold recruits who haven't heard of the show.

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