I'm really sorry guys, but no blog today.
And *puts on bullet proof vest* I don't think there will be one tomorrow either. *runs and hides*
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person. Actually, I'm spending the day tomorrow with the Wee Boompie (my niece) and I haven't seen her in forever. She's only 3, but she's far more ruthless than I'll ever be and will most definitely kick me in the vaj if I back out. She told me she wanted a pony so I went and got her one... a My Little Pony. What the hell happened to My Little Pony by the way? Why does it look like an alien on a acid trip? I see no pony anywhere in that pink plastic face. Oh, and why does Mattel keep mutilating Barbie's face? The toy industry is about to get a very angry letter from one Ms. Colette Lala I'll have you know. Anyhow, the good news is I'll return with a wealth of new inspiration and stories that can only be had at a some random water park with a headstrong 3 year old running the show.
If, for some reason, the water park plans get canceled, I will send out the appropriate updates. Don't start doing rain dances or anything. I know how you bitches think.
I will, however, be updating my tweets with BB12 info and checking my emails nonstop so feel free to talk amongst yourselves here in the comments. And, enough with the guilt trips on Facebook! You bitches are evil.
On the BB12 front...
The HG's got their new tiny dining room table and Bitch Boy nominated Ragan and Lane. He says his target is Ragan, but some wonder if perhaps it's a big backdoor plot to get rid of Matt or Britney. Ragan cried over the nomination and Hayden & Enzo talked trash like they actually do shit in this game. The Have-Not's got eggplant and escargot and Bitch Boy continued to be the Douche Queen.
So, did these nominations shock you at all? Is Ragan really Bitch Boy's target? Is there any chance Matt uses the DPOV if the noms stay the same? Will I catch hepatitis from a public water slide? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!
One more thing...
Tell me in detail what you think of this photo:
i feel like a drug addict who has waited, jonesing, waiting, all day, until finally they see their dealer's car pull up... YESSS... only to find out that Big Smoke LaLa is out of supply until Monday. NOOOOO.... HAHAHAHA JK
ReplyDeletefirst glance i thought that was a man posing at the bottom of the page... i kinda still think it's a man...
ReplyDeleteThis photo makes Rachel look a little saner. Didn't think that was possible. OMG has Michele lost her mind as well as her clothes?? Miss your blog so much, I think I'm an addict.
ReplyDeleteThe photo looks like Michelle from BB11.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time off, you deserve the fun!!
Come back, rested and full of BB12 fun.
LOL That IS Michele from BB11
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worse that the bad Photoshop (WTF with the gimp arm she's leaning on) are the square tits that Danielle Staub's 3rd plastic surgeon obviously gave her. Lord have mercy.
ReplyDeleteI've always been compassionate to the needy. I think we should raise money for a shower gift basket for Miss Ass Licker.
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Those boobs look like blobs of lumpy Silly Puddy
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My boyfriend is now convinced that Ass Licker is a she-male.
ReplyDeleteWTF was she thinking? I thought she lost weight... guess not.
is she supposed to be or think shes sexy,my dog has better poses than that. ragan won pov.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a good time with your niece! Does anyone know why Ragan is on slop. Doesn't he have a slop pass?
ReplyDeleteI just read that Rachel is back in the house for 24 hours. She has fought with Ragan and she is confronting Britney.
ReplyDeleteYou guys really need to follow me on Twitter. I'm tweeting everything going on with Rachel in the house. http://twitter.com/ColetteLala
ReplyDeleteNo words for the picture. No damn words.
ReplyDeleteI find CBS' obsession with HFF incredibly annoying. Yay for drama but damn, can we get a week without her annoying ass laugh? Ugh. I can't stand that bitch. And why is picking on Ragan? the other six did the same thing he did yet she fixates on him. I don't understand why she's convinced Britney's her friend.
Have fun at the waterpark. Make sure you take extra cipro. Last time I was at sesame place you could practically see e-coli doing backstrokes in that water. Blech.
I going to come on here and rant, because apperently I have a different feed then the people in room 101. Apperently rachel is a victim to the big mean gay guy who is a bully. WTF. She has spread her legs in front of millions that so my defintion of class. She is the most idotic dumbass that has ever existed and im slightly dumber from watching her as much as I have. Regan for president.
ReplyDeleteRagan rocks my world. That fight was AMAZING. I'm so in awe of Ragan right now.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is just sad. Wow, talk about your life going in the toilet. Sad, sad, sad. On the plus side, I feel better about how I look nekkid.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of that fight was the two minute thinking time out that Rachel had to have before going back into the house after Regan schooled her. There might have been a comeback forming but she caught sight of her reflection in the glass and lost the thought.
Have fun with the rugrat. I love spending time with mine.
Comment on the picture:
ReplyDeleteHoly Smokes...When was the last time she washed her hair??? Okay, so I am not skinny by any stretch of the imagination, (a.k.a'more to love') but I'm not (would not) posing nude...she REALLY needs to but on a Spanx before taking that type of picture. I was really not expecting that gross picture in your blog, CL...PLEASE WARN ME NEXT TIME!!!!! Have fun with your family tomorrow!
Thats a old pic of Michele....she had her boobs done and they are much bigger now.....
ReplyDelete....But she still has the same fat lips to keep her as our very own Ass Licker.....LOL.
That's not an old picture of Michele. This is for the Fantasy Football thing she's doing. We've been following her "career" for months now at the BN. Note the busted purple extensions. She got those a few months ago after she got the boob job. Apparently someone told her that big boobs + long hair = hot. But she's definitely not.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm amazed, when I look through "#BB12" on twitter, how many people are on her side. I just cannot for the life of me understand that. She is vile and repulsive and completely oblivious to the fact that she's a complete hypocrite.
Picture is scary-WTF??
ReplyDeleteCan't believe that Hyenafuckface is back in the house and the HG's are believing a word she says. LOVE the fight between Ragan and Hyena...Ragan was spot on with everything he said, especially the final rant. Enzo better shut the fuck up-I'm really tired of him saying who needs to go and why when he is such a pussy he doesn't want to make a 22 yr old cry.....talk about afraid of confrontation. So glad that Brit stuck up for herself! Kathy needs to shut up along with Enzo-how someone can throw people under the bus so much without lifting a finger is beyond me. I am now team Brit-I hope if Matt uses the DPOV he gets smart and puts up members of the brigade.
Sophie
OMG. I just saw the fight. That was the best. shit. EVER. "Take it as a tiP. And learn from it." Ragan told her ass off AND cursed her! It was like in The Color Purple when Ms. Celie cursed Mister. Woo! I had to watch that twice!! And the best part was when HFF stood there for a minute and Britney kept playing pool. Haaaaaaaa! Love it.
ReplyDeleteI think the Dan Marino rookie card is lodged in her labia. I need it back
ReplyDeleteSomeone cutout and pasted the head of Ted Nugent onto the body of Atilla the Huntress, showing her beer belly. Well, maybe it's not a recent photo of Ted. Ok, maybe it's not even Ted Nugent at all, but I'm pretty sure it's some rocker from way back when. Either way, it's God Awful Ugly.
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