Friday, June 29, 2012

Thieves In The Night

As we creep onwards towards premiere night, masked men twirling their mustaches are tossing victims into burlap sacks and heading West to the land of dreams. The land of schemes. The land of themes.

Nervous newbies pace the floor while veteran old timers activate their Big Brother phone trees. "I just wanted to let you know that I'm going in the house," they say almost apologetically. "They're coming to get me."

And tossed into the trunk they went. Bye! See you soon! See you again!

Today the CBS tag teams spread out all over this great country of ours chucking plucky bundles of nerves into the back of that old BB pickup truck with only one headlight and no A/C.
"Where are you taking me?!"
"Shut up!"
"But I'm scared!"
"Don't make us use the cattle prod again!"

Expect all 20 hundred Houseguests to be in their cells by Sunday.  

*Clink Clank, Clink Clank* go their metal cups across the bars. "Stop that racket and watch another DVD of Jordan confusing an infant baby head for an apple!" Handlers are notorious for their poor bedside manner. Lots of rubber bands dipped in Jessie Juice flicked at the heads of the frightened neophytes.

I'm told the cast reveal has been pushed back to July 5th so sit tight Bitches. Until then, you can look forward to the first photos of the house being released in the wee hours of Monday July 2nd followed by a Special House Tour on SuperPass. And when you're all spent and sweaty from the excitement, be sure to catch Rumor Control that evening at 6pm EST with Daniele Donato and Rachel Reilly.

Don't forget to get your Live Feeds beforehand. You don't want to miss a single show, a single gasp, a single moment. 

Watch Big Brother 14 on SuperPass!


  1. Oh how I wish they actually collected them that way. What fun!

  2. I'm so freakin excited!!! Yes!!!

  3. Jesse Juice? Nevermind, I don't wanna know.

  4. With later premeire date this is a torture pre season never to know what believe till show airs One thing just remmber talking about 14 being all stars(maybe)for last few years which I wanted untill last year which still bitter about didnt like the split cast& was waste if u ask me & killed my second all star season if there will ever be another now but moving on I will always watch & look forward to the bitchy blogs


  5. There is a sneak peek out there from Media Day. I have seen the interiors of the BB 14 house. Don't think I can post the link on here?

  6. Update ur Blog...Bitch...cause the NEW LEAKED PICS of the house just came they are:

  7. Follow me on Twitter asshole. I've been without power since Friday. No power = no laptop, no wireless, no A/C, no TV, no sanity

    As soon as I'm back online everything will be updated.

  8. Could be reading to much into like we all do sometimes.Past hgs do take stabs at fellow houseguest& new ones but seems like some are taking huge stabs this year already& seem a little butt hurt about something So I guess have to wait for cast reveal to see why or its just nothing