Warning: The inner bitch has made her first appearance. No more Ms. Nice Gal. Game on!
Ross is back with the women this time around. It takes him about 3 1/2 minutes to get the interviews so fast forward if you don't want to see him give out some lame prize. I like Ross and all, but I really hope the rest of the Inside Dish episodes aren't this vapid. The MTV "cut cut cut" editing is annoying.
Every year I divulge my first impressions and every year they're wrong. Remember how I actually liked Dan last year? Yikes! Just for shits and giggles, let's do it again.
First impressions (I should have done this with the men):
Chima - I don't know her, but I know I don't like her. Who the hell does she think she is? Diana Ross? This isn't Studio 54 honey. The blue eyeshadow is played. It never made a successful comeback. Why can I see her clapping in people's faces a la Jameeka?
Jordan - She's cute and it always makes me laugh when girls with boobs jobs let others fondle them, but that voice, that baby talk thang she's doing... Why why why does someone everyone season have a voice that melts my face? My headache from Keesha's laugh only went away last week.
Michele - Seems sweet. Her game play will be interesting to watch. She'll always been thinking. Just hopes she doesn't overthink everything like Natalie (BB9) did.
Natalie - I like her. She's spunky.
Laura - Horsey... oooops did I say that? Alright so her mouth is crazy weird and she's whitened her teeth maybe one time too many (see the Friends episode where Ross' teeth glowed in the dark), but she may just surprise us all. I like that she's taking it seriously and has a bitchy edge to her.
Lydia - She's tattoolicious. Ross didn't ask her a damn thing about the game though! What the fuck kind of sit-down interview was that?
What are your first impressions?
One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.
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Showing posts with label ross matthews. Show all posts
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Ross Matthews Does The Men Of BB11
Ross Matthews, hilarious gay who frequents Chelsea Lately, will now be hosting a weekly Big Brother version of his show Inside Dish. Now I love him on Chelsea Lately (and hopefully he'll squeeze in some BB references on his future appearances), but I must admit I've never seen his little dog and pony show. It looks like it'll be on youtube.com so never fear, dear readers, you won't have to hunt for it. I'll post it weekly here at the new and improved BITCHY BIG BROTHER BLOG.
Speaking of how rockin' the new blog is, you'll notice some lovely ads for your shopping pleasure appearing over the next few days. How official am I, right? Well, click on them you silly kids! If you haven't subscribed for your feeds yet, get them via MY ads and contribute to my wine cellar fund. Totally kidding. I don't have a wine cellar, but hey, that's not a bad idea!
AND hopefully I have another BIG announcement in the very near future. It's super exciting. Alright enough chitchat, let's get this show on the road! Here's Ross Matthews interviewing all the men of Big Brother 11. Enjoy!
UPDATE: Big announcement is here! The lovely folks over at the bigbrothernetwork.com have agreed to add me to their link list! This is huge guys. They have a GREAT site on all things Big Brother and I encourage all my readers to give them support this season. You'll find them on my Blogroll list as BIG BROTHER 11. Give them a click and check out their site!
Speaking of how rockin' the new blog is, you'll notice some lovely ads for your shopping pleasure appearing over the next few days. How official am I, right? Well, click on them you silly kids! If you haven't subscribed for your feeds yet, get them via MY ads and contribute to my wine cellar fund. Totally kidding. I don't have a wine cellar, but hey, that's not a bad idea!
AND hopefully I have another BIG announcement in the very near future. It's super exciting. Alright enough chitchat, let's get this show on the road! Here's Ross Matthews interviewing all the men of Big Brother 11. Enjoy!
UPDATE: Big announcement is here! The lovely folks over at the bigbrothernetwork.com have agreed to add me to their link list! This is huge guys. They have a GREAT site on all things Big Brother and I encourage all my readers to give them support this season. You'll find them on my Blogroll list as BIG BROTHER 11. Give them a click and check out their site!
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