Friday, July 3, 2009

Ross Matthews Tries To Interview The Ladies Of BB11

Warning: The inner bitch has made her first appearance. No more Ms. Nice Gal. Game on!

Ross is back with the women this time around. It takes him about 3 1/2 minutes to get the interviews so fast forward if you don't want to see him give out some lame prize. I like Ross and all, but I really hope the rest of the Inside Dish episodes aren't this vapid. The MTV "cut cut cut" editing is annoying.

Every year I divulge my first impressions and every year they're wrong. Remember how I actually liked Dan last year? Yikes! Just for shits and giggles, let's do it again.

First impressions (I should have done this with the men):

Chima - I don't know her, but I know I don't like her. Who the hell does she think she is? Diana Ross? This isn't Studio 54 honey. The blue eyeshadow is played. It never made a successful comeback. Why can I see her clapping in people's faces a la Jameeka?

Jordan - She's cute and it always makes me laugh when girls with boobs jobs let others fondle them, but that voice, that baby talk thang she's doing... Why why why does someone everyone season have a voice that melts my face? My headache from Keesha's laugh only went away last week.

Michele - Seems sweet. Her game play will be interesting to watch. She'll always been thinking. Just hopes she doesn't overthink everything like Natalie (BB9) did.

Natalie - I like her. She's spunky.

Laura - Horsey... oooops did I say that? Alright so her mouth is crazy weird and she's whitened her teeth maybe one time too many (see the Friends episode where Ross' teeth glowed in the dark), but she may just surprise us all. I like that she's taking it seriously and has a bitchy edge to her.

Lydia - She's tattoolicious. Ross didn't ask her a damn thing about the game though! What the fuck kind of sit-down interview was that?

What are your first impressions?


  1. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch Ross interview the evicted houseguests. He quite annoying esp with his nuggets. (and I don't mean what eber calls nuggets) but those might be annoying too I don't want to find out.

  2. Chima isn't high on my list either. I'm feeling pretty skeptical of her so far.

    Laura seems to have to make an effort to close her mouth around those teeth.

    Lydia should be the cool one this season.

  3. Lydia will go faaaaaaaaar