Monday, July 23, 2012

Put Up Your Dukes


Romance is in the air. And not just your average everyday romance. This romance has raspberries frozen into the center of heart shaped ice cubes. It has place cards and dried roses pressed into scrapbooks. Pastel painted wicker furniture. Framed foliage on the walls. Quotes about love and friendship hand painted onto chintz pillows. It's Crabtree & Evelyn. It's sea foam green. It's dishes of potpourri and charming hand blown wine glasses filled with Chablis. How Shane and Danielle got so lucky I'll never know. What I do know is that I'm beside myself with joy that CBS has decided to document it ALL for us. The more plump precious minutes spent on these two lovebirds, the better!


And motherhood. What's more pure and beautiful than a mother giving birth? A woman spreading her Amazonian legs and yawning out a little shit monster is life's most precious gift. Religion and miracle all squished together and coated in viscera. So imagine my delight when CBS spent an entire segment profiling a new mother right after she ran away from her snot nosed gift to the world. I don't know what sort of magic spell you're weaving CBS, but my ovaries have their own heartbeat today. They're going "gagung gagung" over and over again. Picture Patrick Swayze placing Jennifer Grey's hands over his heart as he teaches her to "feel the music". That's my vagina today! Gagung, gagung.

With my heart soaring and a new plan to have as much unprotected sex as possible so I too can unleash my own hellion brat, I couldn't wait to see what else CBS had in store for me. Bosom buddies, bitches! Besties. Man love. Stock phrases and a "wut wut". Aww bless. Frank and Boogie are timeless. Thanks CBS! I smell a sitcom!

What I most admire, CBS, is your ignorance and blithe dismissal of the viewing audience. Your inability to gauge what the viewers want is sort of charming and endearing. It's like a child picking his nose and eating it in public. The innocence! And Allison Grodner, you my dear are a bastion of indifference and hypocrisy. I think it's admirable to let Jordan violently chest bump Russell back in BB11 and go completely unpunished for it. Likewise, when Kevin did it to Ronnie - major yukyuks outta me! Between you and me, had the situation been reversed and Russell chest bumped Jordan, you would've totally kicked his ass out, right? Am I right or am I right? *giggles* We are SO simpatico!

*drugs wear off and the world begins to come into focus*

What, WHAT, in the sam hell was that clusterfuck on my television last night? Am I mentally challenged? Seriously, I want to know. Am I sitting here eating paint chips and shoving candlesticks up my nose? Am I an innocent fop with no clue whatsoever as to how the world works?


Pat Benatar once said Put Up Your Dukes, Let's get down to it, Hit me with your best shot... Apparently, I'm Pat and CBS is the dickhead in the song because I feel like they beat the shit out of me last night. They insulted my intelligence, they kicked me when I was down, and then that mushy Grodner sat on my head until I breathed my last breath. I don't know about you, but I am sick and tired of being treated like I ride the short bus.


I know that the average CBS viewer doesn't watch the Live Feeds. I realize that. However, what I can't grasp is the shoddy editing, the gaping holes in the story, an amazing Houseguest being removed for doing far less than that doorknob Jordan did in her season (And then rewarded for it! I submit that she give back her prize money immediately.), and Big Brother acting like an uptight priss when essentially nothing out of the ordinary happened. And to the nonviolent granola eating tree huggers out there who like to wave their nonviolence flags in my comments, what Willie did was no different than what Jordan and Kevin did so if it's considered nonviolent for them, it's nonviolent for Willie.


Here's a little nugget for you: When Kevin chest bumped Ronnie in BB11, the house was similarly split up and everyone was sent into different rooms to cool off. The same voice came over the intercom. The same warnings were applied. Yet, no one was evicted. No one was punished. Evel Dick burned Jen with a cigarette in BB8, poured tea over her head, and was portrayed as a messiah by CBS. It's not fair! And if I know anything at all, I know that Fair is fair!

God forbid a stellar character like Willie hijacks a shitty twist from the Coaches and tries to make the season interesting. God forbid the Live Feeds are so amazing and addictive that you're scared to take a shower or fall asleep for fear of missing something huge and dramatic. God forbid we get an actual GAME - a hardcore, all strategy, all the time GAME. God forbid! God forbid!


What we saw last night wasn't a head butt. It was more like a gazelle and an elephant squaring off in the Serengeti. The gazelle did what it could to shake the elephant loose. It floated like a butterfly and then did a quick left, right, left only grazing the elephant in the process. It was a beautiful display of animalistic prowess and it should be revered and appreciated not punished.


All of this means nothing to a woman who thrives on phoniness. Phony dates, phony love, phony schtick. Allison Grodner has burned out. She should do the honorable thing and walk away from Big Brother immediately (like 19 of her employees did when they ran like hell to get away from her and started The Glass House).  Like Willie trying to protect Shane and JoJo, Allison Grodner should do the same for us. Protect us Allison. Protect us from your ineffectualness. Protect us from boredom. Protect us from falling repeatedly into a formula that simply doesn't work. I realize money is all that matters to you and you could probably care less about us, the viewers. But, Snookums, hang onto your paychecks because at the rate you're going, Big Brother won't be lining your wallet for much longer.

There is not a recap today because, quite frankly, nothing happened yesterday. Nothing. Happened. At. All.

I would however like to relive some of the magic. I want to hang onto the last glimpses we'll ever get of our Little Willie. *snaps to attention* To the General! *plays a 'Taps/Little Willie/Children Of The Revolution' mash up*

(Look at how tiny Joe's shirt is. Trust me, it'll be a crop top by the end of the season.)





 (I love this photo. The only true star is the one in focus.)

("Oh my god we're so traumatized! Waaah, waaah, waaah.")

Super special bitchy nipple tweak to the lovely and talented @gingerkiller. I was without a DVR last night and that ho bag was kind enough to snap photos of the episode for me with her cell phone. Show the bitch some love and follow her on Twitter. She won't disappoint!

So, what did you guys think of last night's episode? Do you think Willie should have been removed from the house? Is it fair that Dick, Jordan and Kevin got to stay, but Willie didn't? Should Joe have been removed as well? Comment it out bitches and put up your dukes! Viva La Revolucion!

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52 comments:

  1. All the HG live feed accounts can't be dismissed. You are basing this on only the edited footage - only what you saw. I am certain he was evicted for what we did not see.

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    1. I disagree, we've seen time and time again, that footage of confrontations is ratings gold. They always show it in Survivor and Amazing Race teaser trailers.

      I suspect what we saw was the 'best' of the 'worst' footage. The fact that it didn't look like much was because there wasn't much to see.

      A real headbutt would have damaged Joe's pretty face. I think they played it up to give them a reason to get rid of him.

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  2. no, I don't think he should have been
    evicted for his actions, he was provoked.
    They should have given all parties a
    warning. I didn't like Willie but he
    was surely the best game player in
    the place. As for Booger and his pet,
    stop doing the Dr.Will schtick in
    the DR. it was funny the first
    time (barely).

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    1. I didn't think it was terribly funny the first time.

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  3. After last nights episode I was left speechless. This is my first year with the feeds so maybe every year the editing on the the show completely changes what actually happened. This however was my first time experiencing the difference.

    I can't believe everything that was left out. All the stuff leading up to what happened is just not shown? It actually made my belly hurt.

    I think the things that upset me most were that they did not show Willie trying to get into the DR repeatedly and they did not show the group up in the HOH room laughing and talking about how they needed to instigate Willie into doing something violent.

    The other thing...Shane doesn't even like Danielle. So even THAT was not edited correctly. When Danielle said ''He is the one doing the chasing'' I nearly fell of the couch.

    Makes me wonder how many house guests in past seasons, that I did or did not like, were just edited poorly.

    I mentioned the Jordan chest bump and the the whole Evil Dick thing the other day in my response to one of your blogs. I am still shaking my head about that.

    Oh and when the show was over my husband said...Joe should have been booted out too. If Willie had to go because of that moment, Joe should have too. He also said that if Willie had really head bumped him 4 times, Joe would have marks on his face.

    Great blog that pretty much summed up how I am feeling.

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  4. I'm a bit confused. I had read reports that Willie had "headbutted" Joe more than once. Did they not show it or was what they aired it?

    Also, I'm not sure how many other people saw it, but Willie gave a bit of an interview of Brandon Hantz's (z'?) podcast the other day. Link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IkwwOVeLBsk

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  5. I do not have the live feeds, but I follow Lala and Simon & Dawg at Online Big Brother, who both DO have live feeds.
    And NO ONE saw what happened as the feeds went DOWN. (Still not understanding that…it is supposed to show you what you CAN’T see on TV)
    So all we have is the account of 10 or so people on a witch hunt looking to lynch up the most accessible target and the edited version that CBS showed us.
    Based on that, no way will I condone Willie’s eviction based on “violence”. BULLYING is violence, yet it is all over that house.
    Based on what we did see (edited or not), Willie deserves a reinstatement and an apology from every person associated with Big Brother and the house.
    Britney played on his paranoia with her wild hair up the ass assumptions and Frank blatanly LIED on the man, his character and his beliefs. Yet, Willie was willing to stand up and take not only responsibility for his actions, he chose to overlook the faults and flaws of others.
    No, Willie is not perfect and not a saint but damnit…the man was railroaded and demeaned and ultimately evicted for standing up for himself. Period.
    And Lala…what is going on with the showmance between Shane and Danielle? Last I heard, she was an annoying puppy dog who did his every bidding and he was all into the long legged blondes.

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    1. The entire Danielle/Shane thing was fiction. There is no hint or romance, except maybe in that psycho woman's mind. They just took snippets of all four of the times they were in the same cam shot and edited it together.

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  6. Great Blog, as usual, Lala. The crux of this argument is that Willie was provoked. Anything that happened to Joe, he caused to happen. If Willie got the boot, Joe should have as well.

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  7. Willie wanted to go. He sat in the kitchen and waited for someone to say something to justify an attack. Granted he did as little as possible. He didn't want a brawl but he did want out.

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  8. I think the difference was that Willie kept threatening to do something to get himself kicked out before thurs. so it was like he was a ticking time bomb. Kinda like what was he going to do next? The others didnt have the "intent" to get kicked out.

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  9. What made me the sickest about the whole show was how they were showing the whiny ass bitches crying. "OMG I'm SO traumatized by what this MONSTER has done" Give me a fucking break. I wish he HAD done something worthy of that reaction. That way at least we would feel some kind of satisfaction of being robbed of the only entertaining person in this season.

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    1. The boo-hooing about being traumatized was ridiculous. Also Brit sitting on the floor sobbing after it was over was a tad much huh? Geez.

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  10. I agree with Nikki. And let's be real - Willie had wanted, or intended, to inflict even the tiniest bit of damage to Joe, there would have been blood. Blood and indignant Joe tears. I keep hanging in and tuning in, hoping it will get better and like the proverbial abused girlfriend, Grodner just keeps smacking me with more inanity. She doesn't even send flowers or take me to dinner before screwing my viewership.

    I miss Willie.

    Thank you Colette for giving voice to my outrage. I wish there was a Grodner Survivors outreach program.

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  11. *grins* I couldn't have said it better myself.... seriously, I couldn't. Lala, you my dear, are awesome!

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  12. Once again, you're right on the money with your assessment of CBS's jaw-dropping butchery of an edit. What, is The Glass House doing such boffo ratings with its touchy-feely, "let's all ostracize the meanies and be friends" vibe that Big Brother thinks it needs to follow suit and punish any player who shows a backbone? Even if--and that's a BIG "if"---Willie's impersonation of Wil verged on mockery, what followed was bully overkill on the part of every other person in the house. Willie was clearly provoked and antagonized for no discernible reason other than he's a Hantz and was HoH the week before and tried to do the smart thing in evicting a dangerous threat to his game. I'll give this season one more week, but unless something amazing happens in that week to restore my faith in the show, I won't be watching the rest of these twits try to out-nice each other. What has happened to CBS's reality programming?! Survivor was a disaster last season, The Amazing Race wrapped its least cutthroat (and therefore least exciting) season since the family edition, and now Big Brother is shaping up to SUUUUUUCK. My dear Colette, I wouldn't blame you in the least if you discontinued your viewing of this season, but rest assured that I will keep reading your blog even if I stop watching.

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  13. I hope when these house guests look back on this event they see how ugly they were to Willie. Brit with her haranguing of Willie, Janelle and her goading as she came downstairs and all the others that intentionally provoked him. Even a mild mannered person would have snapped after a while. Was Willie all kittens and rosebuds? No, he wasn't perfect and has to take some of the responsibility for his actions but did you notice that Joe was the one who had his fists up to fight, Willie's hands were at his sides. He should have been escorted out as well. To connive and lie in this game is a given but I don't like it when people are just plain cruel. If Willie had a handicap in this game it wasn't his anger but his last name. He never had a chance. I thought what Porche did last year by tampering with whatever mix that was should have gotten her kicked out but nope. CBS does have a feed back form, check it out here.
    http://www.cbs.com/info/user_services/fb_global_form.php

    Love the blog!

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    1. Thanks for the link. I think everyone that is not happy with the way BB is being produced should write CBS and express their thoughts. This is not the BB that I love to watch.

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    2. I just spent 20 minutes penning my thoughts on how they've wrecked one of my favorite shows on tv.

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  14. I feel like Brit, Frank, Boogie, Jani and Joe are all bullys in their own way. Calling Willie a bully is hipocritical. I do agree that there is unevenness/unfairness. I am not sure why they would want to get rid of Willie?? He is DRAMA to the fullest!! The only one that wants to actually play a game. The editing last night was ridiculous...plus, they made it look like Danielle and Shane are developing a showmance, when really, it was my understanding that Shane does really like her? I agree...Allison needs to go!!

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  15. I feel strongly that Willie wasn't ejected, he quit. He didn't like the reality of not being in control, and facing the hard parts of the game, so he set up a situation much like a "suicide by cop" and walked out. He created the illusion of violence with a single purpose, did the best he could to create an eviction-level event, and when exited through the DR for an off-camera conference, he simply quit. Was he entertaining? Yes. But I can't respect or feel empathy for a player who is unwilling to play the game that they signed up for. Willie's absence is Willie's doing, not the fault of anyone else.

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    1. You're right Marcus! They edited the part where Willie came into the DR and said get me outta here. He quit! Why didn't they have a new HOH Saturday like they did when Chima got kicked out? The people who run BB are ____! Worse than whatever you're thinking!

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  16. Based on what they showed us, he shouldnt have been evicted. I didnt see any blood so he couldnt have butted him very hard, it was probably just a bump. But let not not turn Willie Hantz into a martar or victim here. He gave as good as he got. He did what he did with the intent of being tossed out, so he got what he wanted. In the context of the show, Ill miss him because its gonna be boring now. But that whole Hantz clan has anger issues and need help. Maybe its because they are short, I dont know.

    I blame Willies downfall on Britney. She harped and whined and poked at him and he took it. For someone with his temper I cant believe he didnt (A) haul off and punch her to shut her up or (B) at the very least tell her to shut her mouth and kiss his ass. Every bad thing that happens to Brit or dont go her way..."Its Willies fault!", even with him gone she's gonna blame him.

    Im with you on Grodner, she needs to step down for the sake of the show. She sucks at giving viewers what they want.

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  17. Anyone know how to get Allison Grodner's address over at CBS...? I think we should all send her a bag of pork rinds and a card that says *CUNT*

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    1. No, but I can one up the address with a phone number! 818-325-6900 and cbs's number is 323-575-220

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  18. Who had his fists up ready to fight? Not Willie. He was baited, isolated, berated over and over again by Brittney. Frank told a malicious lie about Willie concerning a big hot-button issue (essentially slandering his name) and the whole house ostracized him for it. Everyone watching the live feeds saw the innocuous nature of his comment about Wil. Yet from the moment Frank told that dispicable lie, things just spiraled downward to this. And no one recognizes that they played a part in this disaster. As if Willie existed in a vacuum. Ridiculous. CBS and all the house guests are ridiculous.

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  19. Beyond all of the outrage over Willie's ousting, consider the hilarity of little Ian considering for a half-second coming between the two head-butting billy goats wrapped in only a towel. That was so funny I went back to view it over and over and over. Hilarious!

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  20. I agree with Marcus.. Willie is at fault for his "eviction" I too feel that he quit once he left the DR. Was BB at fault for not letting him in the DR.. yes. Have we lost the most entertaining house guest.. yes...

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  21. "what you doin with those edits Allison?" :eats his fucking fruit loops:

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  22. Great blog as usual, Colette.

    The fact that CBS is manufacturing a showmance between Danielle and Shane is pathetic. We all know there's nothing there. We all know he tries to avoid her. We all know she shoots daggers with her eyes and any woman in the house who gets within 2 feet of Shane. This insults my intelligence and totally pisses me off besides. It's so contrived and it's an out-and-out lie!

    Big Brother has become a one trick pony evidenced by trotting Frank and Boogie into the DR for a bit that was funny and original 10 years ago. I thought it seemed like a desperate move. Boogie's boyish charm lost it luster a long time ago and Frank....well, Frank has no charm. BB is relying on crappy tricks and creative editing to make this season into something. We started out with such promise!

    I still find myself defending Willie. As you said on your podcast Colette, it was a perfect storm that led to his being kicked out and I agree with that totally. However, he wanted to leave. Having said that, I think he was provoked, I think Britney poked at him over and over (talk about a c**t) and I think Joe was goaded into pushing his buttons as well. All the while Willie's pacing around the DR trying to get in and being unable to. It was just a mess all the way around. And I thought about him tryiing to get into the DR when Danielle was in the arcade room crying. She muttered into her microphone that she needed to talk in the DR and it wasn't more than 5 or 6 seconds before we hear: DANIELLE, PLEASE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM. So Danielle can get into the DR when she's crying and upset but Willie can't?

    And to the people who think if they bitch loud enough BB will bring back Willie? SHUT UP! I wish this whole thing with him had never happened. But he's not going to get back into the house. Not now. Not ever. I see on FB where fans talk about how Willie got the shaft and should be brought back. 1.) He's been out of the house and on twitter. He cannot be brought back now even if AG were so inclined and 2.) I'm sure he's persona non grata with CBS and BB now.

    Someone made a comment a few days ago they hated anonymous comments. I only choose 'Anonymous' because it's the only way I can get my comment published. I always sign my hame to my comment and would never hide behind the 'Anonymous' option.

    Jennifer

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  23. I agree with Marcus. I think Willie quit. Did anyone else notice that CBS didn't show ANYTHING in the last diary room? When Cheema (sp?) was kicked out, they showed Allison saying "there is no need to sit down" and they kicked her out. With Willie there was nothing. I'm surprised nobody else thought that was odd.

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    1. They did the same thing with Justin in season 2 when he got kicked out too!

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    2. they said .... come this way---opened the door and Willie disappeared.

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    3. with a REAL headbutt...you will see a sizable knot..possibly even blood. Do you see any damage to Joe's ugly face? Any at all?? I thought not!

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    4. I think they did show it. Someone said "You can follow me." or something like that once Willie was in the DR.

      I agree with you all. The "headbutt incident" was VERY similar to the Jordan-Russell and Kevin-Ronnie chest bumps (*sigh* BB11 was the best when all that was going down). It's not fair that Willie got kicked out for something so minor. At the most, he should have been assessed a penalty vote.

      But life isn't fair. And what's done is done. King Willie is dead. Long live the king!!

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    5. (I'm OP) I did see that they said come this way...but it looked to me like he was sitting for a while. It was just so fast...and I think it was edited to look like he was kicked out but he quit. That DR was way too short. Jmo of course, and I don't normally think CBS does this sort of thing, but I saw red flags all over.

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  24. I am probably done with this season, as I don't want a single damn person in that house to win anything now.

    ONE person in that house had convictions, morals, and loyalty. ONE person. His name was Willie. What the hell was that show yesterday? Everyone is crying about Willie and how he ruined his game....blah blah blah.....

    If that is how everyone feels, then I have no use for them. If it is ruining your game when someone like Frank is spreading blatant lies about you and you actually have the balls to call him out on it, then these people are wastes of space. Frank deserved to be called out. And if that makes Willie the bad guy, these people are stupid. And not loyal at all. If I was in the house, I would have stood proudly at his side. That is probably what made him so crazy, every single person abandoned him and was avoiding him. Who wants to live with a bunch of fake, selfish, immoral people like that? Willie sure didn't.

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  25. Also, one more thing......anyone **COUGH** Alison Grodner **COUGH** that thinks we like manufactured emotions and relationships over real ones has got to be one of the dumbest producers in the history of the world.

    This BB season was shaping up to be good, knowing that Willie was going to be there to call these people out on their fakeness. But can't have that, can we Alison?

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  26. Well, Grodner and CBS production have been pretty arbitrary about what they consider violence for years now. If we like you or if we don't like who you attack, then it is not violence. However, the footage they did release last night definitely cleared up one issue once and for all. If there was any remaining doubt that Joe is a closeted gay man, the way he "put up his dukes" should lay it to rest for good. Instead of trying to manufacture a showmance they should just do a montage of Joe flirting with Wil. That's right the Chef wants to serve himself some Lion Queen!

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    1. He put up his dukes like he was gay? Wow. I don't know why it always surprises me to read homophobic misrepresentations - I should be used to it by now. *shakes head and walks away*

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  27. Amazing blog! I agree its total bs about willie they just wanted an easy way to get him out before he actually did something mildly bad. This season is going to suck now, I'm done with all of these former players!

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  28. I saw no bruises on Joes face. No blood. I saw no "head-butt" but I did see a butt-head wearing blue.
    Am I also to believe that with with all those freaking cameras in the house, that is the only shot we get to see? I respectfully call: "bullshit!". Production chose the shot that best looks like a violent act. Joe (stupid mother-fucker) played it up perfectly.
    I didn't like Willie, but I wanted to see him go farther in the game. The rest of the cast are all a bunch of whiners.

    Brittany got on my nerves when she was on last and she just got worse. Fuck!
    Boogie: stop living in the past. Your attempts to Will-ize Frank is pathetic and sad. Chilltown references and t-shirts? Really? Seriously, stop.
    Getting tired of Janelle's fake tits too.
    I hope Dan can make it through but I doubt it.
    I have an idea...get rid of the coaches and let the game be played the way it supposed to.

    Next season the cast should include production (Grodner, Chen and Shapiro)and the winner gets to keep their job.

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  29. I was one of Willie's biggest fans. There is no doubt in my mind that he got a raw deal...

    But...and this is a huge BUT... There is one question that my mind keeps coming back to, and maybe someone here can help me figure this out, at least I hope so.

    Why on earth did Willie tell the people up in the HOH that he was going to try and get evicted before the Thursday show, if he didn't really plan on doing so? What purpose would it serve? Couldn't he have still did what he did, and get the heat off Shane and JoJo without saying he was going to try and get kicked out? It's this question that leaves me a little perplexed about his motives and whether or not he really wanted to stay in the game.

    Any ideas?

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  30. I'm surprised that nobody brought up that Joe actually said Willie "charged" him. Uh.. whah???? I know Willie chased after him but where does charging come into play? Look at the pics above with idiot Joe with his arms up - what is he protecting - his nips?? I agree with it's all BS and definitely double standards going on. Willie made this season fun - well at least the first week anyway.

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  31. Willie was too real for that show. Everyone knows that the DR meetings are about production getting houseguests to do what they want them to do. Even the veto comps are fake. Anyone ever see ALL the names being put into that little bag? Nope, and we never will. People who go on that show are just puppets on a string.

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    1. I couldn't agree more. Willie was probably gonna ruin one of the "big surprises" production had planned (like rallying against the coaches to keep them out of the $500,000 game), so they got rid of him with a quickness. He certainly didn't deserve to be kicked off, from what I saw. He was a real person, not a "BB Personality" and therefore didn't fit the bill for production."Reality" TV my ass. Its so obvious how they throw comps and change rules to keep around the bitches who fit their scripted reality BS. Remember that bootsy "twist" that kept Jordan and Rachel last season? I am so over this show.

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  32. That stupid fists to the chest thing Joe had going was by far the funniest looking thing I've seen in a while. What a whack job. And to think I disliked him last week. His pansy-wussy-girly "omg he head butted me in the nose omg he broke my nose omg i've got a concussion omg i'm going to sue him" overacting just got me irate. I yelled at the television for five minutes. I want to show him what a real head butt is. I think I could take him.

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  33. Joe put put up dukes like old man Fred from Sanford & Son. It was pathetic. The way he recoiled in "pain" and held his nose was overly dramatic. A few punches to Joe's face would actually be an improvement! It would compliment his landing strip of pubes on his chin. The way he stares at the girls &will is CREEPY! Yeah LIFETIME CHANNEL CALLED they are ready to cast Joe for 'pervert next-door neighbor' in their next made for tv movie.

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  34. Willie got a raw deal, his biggest mistake was believing that the game would be played with a certain amount of character, Joe is a dick, Frank is a cretin, Boogie, the walking STD ain't shit without Doctor Will, Janelle should demand a refund on her boob job, Britney scares herself. I'll never understand why Jodi ( or for that matter anybody) needed to go home the first day, why couldn't they have had an even start ? a truly senseless move, not to mention a complete dissregard of Jodi's feelings, she never had a chance to defend herself, to be removed like that had to hurt. I haven't had a favorite so far, but I'm starting to like Jenn , time will tell.

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  35. No one knows what really happened. The feeds went down for four hours. He said several times that he was going to get himself thrown out, and it seems that while we couldn't see the house, he did exactly that.

    If they kicked Willie out, then Willie deserved to get kicked out. He definitely was not the star of Big Brother, he was a paranoid, insane, insecure HOH, and immediately melted down. Being emotional and violent shouldn't make anyone a fan favorite.

    There is something wrong with the Hantz family. They are violent, inbred, mentally challenged psychos. Russell was fun when he was first on Survivor, but that was enough. But, now we've been subjected to more and more Russell, Brandon and now Willie. Enough of the CBS love affair with these awful people.

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  36. Willie was threatening to untwist the coach twist--disrupt the central planning of the network utopians. He was engaging in self-determination and attempting to spread his evil ideology to the others.

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  37. At first I thought Willie was just being a sore loser. Upon further reflection, it looks like something else entirely was going on.

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