One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.
I need a place to hide my sites been taken over by insane rachel fans.. Seriously though WTF is going on with everyone are we all watching the same show?
But Lala, we need you today! The world's gone crazy - and _not_ in a good way :-/ And yes, the comment section at onlinebigbrother is teeming with showmance fans all of a sudden ::shudders:: its a sickness!
Hi Lala, I worship you. Everyone loves you, because you are a beautiful bitch. You bitch about other people better than anyone else in the whole world. Luv you! I hope you flourish forever. This site rocks. P.S. My condolences for your difficult personal circumstances right now.
sending magic mojo fairy dust... and what crazycatlady said...
You NEED to blog today. I need to feel someone elses hate and wrath for Rachel verbalized in order to make me feel better and stop these violent eruptions towards my friends, family, even my poor old grandmother. I may move onto ripping my hair out next. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Thank God! I thought I was the only sane person left. Everywhere I turn people are talking about what a bitch Kristen is and how glad they are *she* won, so Kristen can get evicted. Seriously, it's a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse.
OMG, if I hear her say "me and my man" in that self-righteous, indignant tone one more time, well, I just can't ... hear it anymore.
This is actually good for the brigade. Kristin gets out before she actually controls Hayden. Then next week someone noms B/R and Brendon gets out. I think Rachel alone would be much better received by HG and public. She is definitely a fighter and outspoken... but held back by doucheydouce bitch boy! I know her laugh is awful, but I think the thing we hate the most is the constant slurping. Also... another good option is next time she gets HOH she nominates Brendon due to a relationship implosion.
what's next...swarms of bees and locust? Rachel-love has taken over tvclubhouse as well...yikes...this is going to be a LONG week!sending good thoughts your way...hope everything works out, and you're back to your bitchy self :)
I have a feeling that the whole "breaking up me and my man" thing during Rachel's goodbye messages is influenced by production. I think it was legit when Annie got evicted, but now I think it's BB controlling things.
I loathe Raquel, but the damm brigade can't win at anything. It's their own darn fault they can't seem to get B/R out. Now last week's idiot move by Matt is a bigger loss opportunity... Kristen better win POV and start kissing ass or she will sitting in the jury house by herself for awhile.
OMG, when hyena read that "letter" (shameless self promotion in the guise of a letter from her sister)I was cracking up. Does she think she's fooling anyone with that letter...Kristen is so disappointing...what a wimp. She needs to stand up to Rachel. Brendon is so WEAK, all Kristen needs to do is play up to his and Ragen's sense of "fairness".Rachel is treating Brenden so poorly, she could swing these two to her side using their love of "fair play".Also, everyone in Cali please vote to legalize marijuana!! Not just because it's the right thing to do, but it could save Big Brother filmed in Cali. next season.
Well CoLa sure hope all is good in you private world cause out here in the real world of Brachal it is hell, pure flaming red hell with screeching red deamon dogs blood dripping from there fangs. This house is Sookie on steriods, the humanity. She has to have a mind (thats funny in itself, she and mind in the same sentence, sorry digressing) lock on Grodner. How is she controling all of there lives and mine as well. f the marijuana we need heroin for this bitch, I need to see the sweet poppy fields of oz, me and toto want to dream doggie dreams and chase bunnies and move are paws and eyeballs around and wake up back in Kansas to the sounds of "the red witch is dead/ the red witch is dead." OMG please let this week fly by so some one human can win the HOH next week, please GOD or Grodner help us one and all.
What I like best about Lala's comments are the whole new worlds they open up to me. For example, "Kathy Faye", I love it. Now I imagine Kathy Faye and her dying grandma sitting and watching Big Brother together (because there is no TV in KF's cabin). Grandma has emphysema and is on oxygen, and Kathy Faye is sitting next to her and smoking and her only concession to grandma's condition it to blow the smoke marginally in the other direction while feebly waving her limp hand in the air. Every once in a while she gets up to get more tea and puts the ashtray on top of the oxygen tank while she is gone.Someday I hope Lala write a full length novel. I can't wait.
Look like your girlfriend is in deep shit Lala
You can say that again Pilar.
Oh my god, I was like shaking when bitch face and Lane went up for the final round of the HOH competition I kept picturing Lane elbowing Rachel in the face so that she'd stop shaking like it was the god damned end of the fucking world. And when she won I practically lunged over grabbed my cat set it on fire and throw it out the damn window. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
my god, brendon is a spineless nauseating piece of shit. he should have his credentials as a man revoked. it may actually have been interesting to see these two play the game if this ridiculous showmance hadn't been created. now it's really literally sickening to see two people such as these develop a mutant, deformed, trainwreck of a romance.andrew's exit was truly epic. "hope i made you proud..." yes drew. you really did. i'm proud i don't live within 200 miles of your podiatry practice.
CheapRobot... well said about Brendon... can I add he needs neuticals (fake balls for dogs) since he has none of his own! SADLY, I'm frustrated with my friends that don't follow live feeds or read the blogs (AND YES YES YES I have tried to educate them) they think he is Mr. Wonderful! UGH... He might be OK for magazine, but don't let him talk please. He "knows" everything... gag. This showmance HAS TO END. BTW! I loved Andrews exit... too bad he didn't speak until then! I wouldn't mind if there would have been an America's vote to get him back in and REALY cause chaos! I'm not a real fan of HIM, but I am a fan of CHAOS.