Laura - Young brunette female reminiscent of BB8's Jen Johnson
Braden - "Eye candy" according to Alison Grodner, 25 yr old surfer dude
Kevin - Token homosexual male, 29 yr old graphic designer
Lydia - BISEXUAL FEMALE! Thank god! 24 yr old make-up artist 
Casey - "The Dad", 41 yr old 5th grade teacher and DJ
Jordan - Young blonde female, 22 yr old waitress 
Russell - "Tough Guy", 24 yr old mixed martial arts fighter
Natalie - "Tough Girl", 24 yr old Tae Kwon Do champion
Jeff - 30 yr old advertising salesman from Chicago, single
Michele - "Smart Girl", 27 yr old neuroscientist 
Ronnie - "The Geek", 30 yr old married gamer, photographic memory
Mystery HG - Oh dear god no. Rumors are either Sheila or Michelle. Not good!
So, my readers, old and new, will you be watching this year? Are you getting the feeds? Me? I keep the feeds year round in the case that a spontaneous season pops up suddenly. Hell it worked during that lackluster Winter Season.
Initially, I wasn't sure if I'd keep up the blog this year, but who am I kidding? I live for this damn show and my snarky witticisms are a Big Brother tradition. Why would I deny you of that? I'll probably move the blog to a blogspot address so everyone can read and comment (and here it is!). Multiply is just too limiting. This year we'll also have Twitter which will come in very handy when something dramatic goes down on the feeds. I'll tweet the drama for all to enjoy. Join now so you don't miss a thing! https://twitter.com/ColetteLala
First impression based on the photos: Lydia is my early favorite. How can she not be? She a sexy bisexual with ink in an artistic industry. Call me crazy, but Natalie and Lydia... do you see it? I do. It can happen. Fingers crossed. Ronnie and Michele could team up early and win the whole damn thing. A photographic memory doesn't strike me as exactly "fair" in the BB world.
Jordan and Laura will either hate each other or become besties. Either way I hope they get into a cat fight over one of the douchey guys. Drama. I want it. I expect it.
Braden could be trouble as in ANNOYING. If he's a pretty boy who knows he's pretty he'll be number 1 on my list. Russell could pull a Jessie (BB10) and just be an obnoxious meathead. Maybe they want him to hook up with Natalie and have intense fighter sex, but I'm already pulling for Natalie to go the gay way so I think I'll put Russell with Kevin. The more gays the better.
Would it kill Big Brother to cast a sexy Latina? Seriously, we always get our token gay and our token African American, but I want my token Latina from now on.
So what do you think guys? Chime in. Don't be shy. You no talkie, me no postie. Let's make this a banner year folks!
UPDATE: NEW RUMORS CIRCULATING THAT 13th HOUSEGUEST IS BRIAN FROM BB10!
First off, I think the piece on the Early show was way too short. When do we get our tour of the house? And I hope Laura doesn't act like Jen. I might have to jump through the television and strangle her. I don't think Braden is "eye candy" Jeff is far better looking. Maybe for eber's sake Kevin will be another Josh. Casey seems to look like he'll be fun, but I'm afraid he'll be the first to go. Is Russell another Jesse? Dear God I hope not. And how is Ronnie gonna live without his games?
ReplyDeleteYou should see the Media Day Footage. Go to jokersupdates.com and you'll be able to see the whole house including HOH.
ReplyDeleteI saw it but it wasn't a good look at everything. I want the Alison tour. or I guess I could just wait till next week.
ReplyDeletei agree about a token latina , they should cast chuy from chelsea handlers show. or perhaps george lopez' kid or maybe charro.
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Chuy from Chelsea Handlers show? AHAHAHA! I love it!
ReplyDeleteisn't jen from bb8 half latina?
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