Before you fire up the grill, spread macaroni salad all over your naked body and wrap the neighbors cat in fireworks, don't forget to get those Big Brother 13 Live Feeds! Time is running out bitches - like sands through the hourglass - and you don't want to find yourself next Thursday saying, "Oh shit. I knew I forgot to do something!"
Click on the link, get it over with and then go have yourselves a kickass holiday weekend. Just remember though, a noodle stuck in your kaboodle is no fun for anyone. Wash yourselves thoroughly. And, if you shove a firework up a bodily orifice, send me a photo of the aftermath. Thank you.
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