Clay: Styrofoam Packing Nut

Howdy pardner's. This here is Clay Honeycutt. He's a 23 year old graduate student at Texas A&M and, let's face it, he's kind of a hot piece of ass if you like that pretty boy thing.

Please to enjoy:

(Video Courtesy Of Big Brother Network)

Unfortunately, Clay is about as exciting as a carpet fiber. He's a paint sample. A styrofoam packing nut. One of those subscription cards that falls out of a magazine and onto your floor. The chiseled jaw, the strong cheekbones, and, I'm assuming, fantastic pecs... all wasted on this lump of humdrum banality. If you don't have 8 minutes to sit and watch Clay's video, just stare at a metronome for like 10 seconds. Same. Exact. Thing.

When asked why he was picked to be on Big Brother, Clay replies, "I'm still trying to figure that out." Look, Abercrombie, you were picked because of your face and taut buttocks. And you know what? Good for you. You won the genetic lottery and you probably get laid left and right BUT...

Here's what it comes down to - Clay is about as deep as that teardrop that fell onto your lap as you watched his casting video. Although he's not quite as deep as the second one that fell when you realized that you'll probably have to watch him for at least a few weeks. The best we can hope for with Clay is that Audrey keeps her secret and he falls madly in love with her. I'll throw another virgin on the fire and you guys start calling the corners. So mote it be!