Photos courtesy of Matt Whitfield at YahooTV.
Photo #1: Bicycle Land
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - more bicycles in the kitchen!
Photo #2: Where The Ants Will Live
I wonder what happened to the surfers who owned those surfboards. Are they still surfing? Have they been bricked in? More importantly, is that a stinking pool table I see out the window?! There's nothing more exciting than watching other people play pool.
Photo #4: The Tarot Card Room
That's the Death Card right there which leads me to believe that my Hunger Games fantasy has now become a reality - yes! I've always said that the Houseguests should be put to death when their ability to entertain has waned. It's the only way to prevent them from photographing their penises and doing porn. Consider it a public service.
Photo #5: The Toilet Room
A decidedly softer color palette than the rest of the house, this might be my favorite bathroom so far. I wonder what's in that brown jar in the upper left hand corner... Amber's tears? Lane's future children?
Photo #6: The Ugliest Bedroom On Earth
What in the sam hell sort of fuckery is this?
Photo #7: The Starburst Room
If Starburst had a mascot, he would live in this candy striped room from hell. The beds are bigger, but that floor looks like a slippery nightmare. If you spill a drink on that purple stripe, someone will surely break a neck. Awesome.
Photo #8: HOH Room
On the downside, the bed shrunk. On the upside, it looks like it would be difficult to construct a make-out fort.
Photo #9: HOH Bathroom
I'm digging the 1970's Ice Storm -esque wallpaper, but there's something very pervy about that owl. Let's put him and his elephant friend in a drawer and have a key party instead.
Dead surfers, fortune telling, inappropriately placed steely metals, ceramic wildlife... it's strange to say the least. I'm struggling to find a theme amongst it all. What do you guys think? Which room is your favorite?