Thursday, July 5, 2012
Kara: Mag Wildwood
Kara Monaco is a 29 year old Model from Orlando, FL and I already know that she is a thumping bore. She's Mag Wildwood to my Holly Golightly. A video interview of her was leaked yesterday and not only did I fall asleep, but I hit my head on the side of my gin tub. I'm going into this one with a major chip on my shoulder.. not to mention a purple lump on my forehead.
It's immediately not a good sign that her CBS.com bio is even shorter than Jodi's. Nonetheless! Kara used to work at Disney for four years as a professional Cinderella which is, I'll admit, nothing short of awesome. That's what Angelina Jolie wanted to be in Girl, Interrupted and if you know anything about me, then you know that Angelina Jolie is my patron saint.
The Cinderella coolness doesn't last very long though because Kara will miss her mom and wants to make the world a better place. *gags and chokes* Her motto is "Live life to the fullest!" and now I want to die.
Let's get this over with because I know it's going to be brutal. Please to enjoy:
I'm not going to make it through this so I'll just sum up from what I saw yesterday. She likes Jordan and she wants to play with integrity. Like I have any use for that whatsoever. My girl JoJo will eat her alive and pick her teeth afterwards with strands of her blonde hair. That I'm looking forward to!
What do you guys think of Kara? Guys? WAKE UP!