Friday, June 20, 2014

Frankie: I Don't Care Who His Sister Is

Next up is 31 year old "YouTube Personality" Frankie Grande and apparently he has a famous sister, Ariana Grande. I'll be honest, I've heard her name mentioned on EW Radio once or twice, but I have no idea who the hell she is therefore she's not all that important which makes Frankie even less important.

(Photo via Big Brother Network)

Immediately, I hate this guy and I'll tell you why. I don't appreciate stunt casting. I'm not an idiot who falls for it. Secondly, Frankie starts hamming it up for the camera before he's even asked a question. And C) His bio says he's 31, but Frankie says he's 28. Does he not know that CBS posts the contestants ages? He also says he's an actor, a "social media influencer" (como what?) and a YouTube Personality. Whatever, dude.

(Photo via Big Brother Network)

I think he's kind of ridiculous.

ANYHOW, Douchey McGee here says he tried out for Survivor 3 years ago and made the best application video ever. And then one day while stumbling around a Survivor Finale party in ripped fishnets, tattered pumps and a flask peeking out of his bustier, random people from hither thither said, "Douchey, why don't you try out for Big Brother?" So then he made another great application video and here he is annoying all of us.

I don't know if I've matured or my b.s. meter is more refined, but I'm not the least bit entertained by this guy. Maybe Wil Heuser ruined my opinion of the minor celebrity flamboyant gay forever. I remember loving him and expecting him to rock my Big Brother world only to have him turn into a thumping bore and a major yawn fest. His BB YouTube recaps are fantastic and I find them incredibly entertaining, but as an HG he was pretty awful.

So when I hear Douchey say, "I'm a little child. I'm a little boy. And I'm just so excited to go play in Fun Land!" I just kind of roll my eyes and pray for an early eviction. Frankie can promise amazing Diary Room sessions til the cows come home, but deep down I know he's going to be awful. I can feel it in my loins.

So, what do we think of Frankie? Will he bug or delight you? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!

Special thanks to Matt at the Big Brother Network for supplying the cast interviews from whence I steal my screencaps. Thanks Matt!


  1. To be totally 100% honest, at first sight I loved him, I did. But then as he continued to talk about his sister, youtube channel, blahdy blah blahhh, I came to realization that he's just full of himself. Idk if it's true, but that's what I think. *shrugs*

  2. At first, I was indifferent towards him... then I saw his interview with Rachel Reilly, and somewhere in the first ten minutes of the two of them screaming "OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD!" while clutching each others hands, I began to despise him.

    Also, he says he wants to leave his sister out of the game... but, the fact that he drops her name every three minutes is making me think he'll probably forget all about that and name drop her as soon as they're introducing themselves around the couch on night one.

  3. Will I Am, can you imagine putting up with this guy 24/7? I think he maybe worse than Will and Will on the live feeds made me want to pour acid in my ears.

  4. "Social Media Influencer" who put together the "best audition ever" for Survivor?

    He's obviously delusional about how important he is... I doubt anyone will recognize him, no matter how worried he is about it. Having a YouTube channel doesn't make you a celebrity.

  5. Ewww! That guy makes me want to do violent things. I'm really looking forward to him putting his foot in his mouth. I hope he's out in the first week, but if history has taught me anything, Big Brother will have their hand in it, and he'll stay longer than he should.

  6. I liked his personality at first but then he started talking about who his sister every 3 seconds.. And he makes it seem like that makes him a target because he's related to Ariana Grande when that gives him absolutely no advantage in the BB house AT ALL. He's just feeding off his sister's fame when nobody really cares whatsoever. I think he will either last long into the game, or leave early